Friday, December 26, 2014

Milestones in Lunacy- The Greenland Theory

I ran across a conspiracy theory today that had even Green Eagle staggered by its sheer audacity, so I would like to share some of it with you.  I usually don't link to right wing sites, as you know, but this one is so massively loony, and has so much that I can't do justice to in a post that I;ll make an exception in this case, for those of you who want a good laugh.

Anyway, here are the basics:

"Top 10 “Greenland Theory” Revelations:. 
1. The Greco-Roman Empire faked its own death 714 years ago and relocated to Greenland 
2. Greenland is actually green and therefore not covered in ice and snow 
3. Switzerland is home to the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) 
4. The Earth is an oblate spheroid (i.e., a disc) rather than a round basketball-like shape 
5. Earth has a second moon, the light of which is the Aurora Borealis 
6. The Romans spoke English as evidenced by the Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet) 
7. The Greco-Romans were the first to invent gunpowder 
8. The Holy Bible is the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire 
9. G.O.D (i.e., God) is an acronym for Greenland of Denmark 
10. The Earth is governed by the Great White Brotherhood in Greenland"

And really, there's more in the actual post, such as the fact that 1300 years of world history never happened.  God knows, it will probably be no more than a couple more years before Louie Gohmert starts pushing this one.

8 comments:

Magpie said...

Greenland is controlled by Denmark and recognises the Danish crown, and the Crown Princess of Denmark is Australian. It is by this agent that Australia will take over Denmark and thus Greenland and thus the world.

Obvious if you think about it.

Infidel753 said...

Couldn't they work David Icke's secret reptile aliens into this somehow? Wrong climate, I guess.

Weird Dave said...

I especially liked the part about Santa Claus.

Happy Six Days After The Solstice All!.

Unknown said...

The Greenland Theory is a work of genius.

I saw a hypnotist presentation once. He took 20 volunteers and stated that 10 to 20% of them, try as hard as he may, would be unable to be hypnotized.

In other words, 10 to 20% of people have the capacity to break free from their programming since inception. The Greenland Theory likely isn't 100% correct, but the man that put it together is clearly an autistic prodigy. It rings with truth and just because his claims contradict our indoctrination, it doesn't make them any less truem

Green Eagle said...

It doesn't make them any more true, either.

Anonymous said...

I have been researching the Mandela effect and flat earth for a few months when I decided to look into the greatest Empire ever falling. It just didn't seem right to me. So I typed in google "Fall of roman empire faked" and low and behold there is a whole theory that has recently come out.

If you put yourself in their shoes, evil and malicious thinking, it really starts to make sense. You would want to hide your home base and seem like you don't exist. There are just too many "coincidences" and the fact that I started thinking about the Roman's faking their own death and then discovering his theory is just mind blowing to me. Trust your instincts, and remember that he doesn't claim that a true GOD/LORD doesn't exist. Just that the one we are taught about isn't what we thought it was.

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WhtwaBBiT said...

Have you been to Greenland or meet a "Greenlander" How about seen a Narwhale?. Funny place Greenland they have a airport but no roads,"major means of transportation has been by boat around the coast in summer and by dog sled in winter" must be tough moving house lol