Anyway, here are the basics:
"Top 10 “Greenland Theory” Revelations:.
1. The Greco-Roman Empire faked its own death 714 years ago and relocated to Greenland
2. Greenland is actually green and therefore not covered in ice and snow
3. Switzerland is home to the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)
4. The Earth is an oblate spheroid (i.e., a disc) rather than a round basketball-like shape
5. Earth has a second moon, the light of which is the Aurora Borealis
6. The Romans spoke English as evidenced by the Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet)
7. The Greco-Romans were the first to invent gunpowder
8. The Holy Bible is the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire
9. G.O.D (i.e., God) is an acronym for Greenland of Denmark
10. The Earth is governed by the Great White Brotherhood in Greenland"
And really, there's more in the actual post, such as the fact that 1300 years of world history never happened. God knows, it will probably be no more than a couple more years before Louie Gohmert starts pushing this one.