Monday, June 16, 2014

Wingnut Wrapup

And let's just start with this:

Humberto Fontova, Town Hall:  "Does Hillary Clinton Take Us for Idiots?"

If she doesn't she's living in a dream world.  This article seems to be about some alleged Cuban plot from 1962.  Really.  1962.  When Hillary was 15.  Besides, we know Hillary can't be responsible for it- It's all Obama's fault, like everything else.

Sarah Jean Seman, Town Hall:  "Romney: All We've Fought for in Iraq is Potentially Vanishing"

You know what we fought for in Iraq, Mitt?  A depression back here at home.  So, the sooner it vanished, the better.

Bridget Johnson, PJ Media:  "Boko Haram Urgency Fades as Questions Raised About What Admin Knew When"

Now Obama's responsible for things he can't do a thing about, that are  happening half way around the world.  Because of course Boko Haram would never have kidnapped those girls if Romney were President, right?  And what the hell difference would it have made, regardless of what Obama knew?

Bridget Johnson, PJ Media:  "McCain: Terrorist Takeover in Iraq an ‘Existential Threat to the United States’

Maybe you should have kept your mouth shut all those years that you did everything you could to get us to go in there and wreck their previous government, huh, John?  But no, it's all the fault of the guy you left to clean up your mess.

Andrew Marcus, Gateway Pundit:  "Thanks To Hateful Feminists #EndFathersDay Trends On Twitter"

At the end of his post, Andrew admits that this turned out to be a hoax.  That didn't stop him from writing about it as if it were real, however.

Gina Miller, Renew America:  "Homosexual 'equality' is just repackaged tyranny...I have also warned you that at its core, this hellish movement is not about homosexuals simply wanting the "right" to "marry" or any of the other fallacious claims to unattainable "equality" they demand for their perverse sexual behavior. No. At its heart, this movement, born of Hell, is about Satan's tyrannical desire to crush Christianity."

Oh, okay, Gina.  Thanks for providing your perspective on gay rights.  Maybe just a little over the top, but keep up the good work there.

Philip Klein, Renew America:  "The absurdity of electing Kevin McCarthy to replace Eric Cantor as House majority leader"

You mean this guy?  Hey, he saved the whole world.

Joseph Farah:  "Why isn't air power lighting these guys up?"

There's trouble somewhere in the world.  Why aren't we using it as an opportunity to kill more brown people?  And how serious it makes you sound when you describe indiscriminate murder as "lighting these guys up."

James Lewis, American Thinker:  "Obama's Children's Crusade is nothing more than large-scale, highly organized criminal child abuse."

This is Obama's effort to protect migrant children from abuse, so of course it IS abuse.  Just like giving people medical care is just like putting them in Auschwitz.

Deborah Tyler, American Thinker:  "It is likely that many people will die young because Bowe Bergdahl chose to act out a childish, grandiose fantasy."

Talk about a childish fantasy.  This asshole doesn't have a clue about Bergdahl, but she feels free to make up her malicious story.

Thomas Lifson, American Thinker:  "Is it possible Obama is hoping to goad the GOP into impeaching him?"

No, but if it were, Green Eagle is ready to jump in and help.  Another bogus impeachment circus would be the perfect end to the Republicans' management of Congress.  And it would set a precedent:  Republicans will impeach every Democratic President from now to eternity.  That will provide future generations (the couple that will exist before global warming kills off the human race) with a constant source of entertainment.  Sort of like "Survivor-Washington."

Town Hall:  "Obama says climate change deniers ignoring science"

No! Really?  What would ever make him say that?


Doug Giles, Town Hall:  "9 Ways Fathers, On This Father’s Day, Can Avoid Raising a Barack Obama...It’s Father’s Day today and I can’t think of a more important job than raising your kids right"

Because God forbid you should raise a kid who goes from childhood poverty to be President of the United States.  How ashamed you'd feel then.  How about this: raise them to be a belligerent, lying right wing wacko walking around the streets with his assault rifle and cursing Democrats for all the damage their own side has done.  That should keep them out of the White House.

Mike Shedlock, Town Hall:  "New Rules for Iraqis: Repent or Die, Say 5 Daily Prayers, Women Not Allowed Outside; Grim Massacres"

Before Bush's invasion, women fully participated in public life in Iraq, and the foreign minister was a Christian.  Thanks, Obama.

Roger Simon, PJ Media:  " America, the Headless Horseman...Imagine, if you will, what it would have been like if Barack Obama had been president during 9/11, not George W. Bush. "

Well, for one thing, we'd be three trillion dollars richer.

Janine Turner, PJ Media:  "Obamacare can be deadly. It was for my father."

Janine's 79 year old father, with an extensive history of medical problems, died in the hospital.  No account of how Obamacare was responsible for this, but Thanks, Obama.

Michael Walsh, PJ Media:  "In the Middle East, the End of the Beginning...At last we have met the enemy, and he is the same enemy he has always been."

Hitler?  Just guessing here.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "George W. Bush Brought Democracy to Iraq – Barack Obama Brought ISIS"

They don't call him The Dumbest Man On The Internet for nothing.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "If the US Had Left Germany in 1948, Nazi Socialists Would Still Be Marching"

They don't call him...oh, wait.  I already said that.  Sorry.

3 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Light'em Up Joseph Farrar demanded President Obama be impeached for using airstrikes in Libya...

Jim Hoft has a simple formula X Bad Obama did X. Actually that's too complicated for him. It's more RAWWWRRRRRRRR OBAAAAAAAAAMA!

Poll P. said...

Treasure-trove of gems, today, G.E.576

Anonymous said...

Hahaha might want to dial it down a just a *skosh*, Gina.