Of course we have been wondering how a person that allegedly went to Princeton and Harvard could possibly believe the things Ted Cruz says, which do nothing but make us laugh uncontrollably. Well, after seeing the following picture of this "Ted Cruz," Green Eagle has finally solved this deep mystery:
There, isn't that a lot more believable than the notion that a jerk this out of control is actually in the Senate? I bet you feel much better now, knowing that it is nothing but a Saturday Night Live skit. You had us all scared there for a while, Bill.