Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wingnut Wrapup

I turn my back and the rats come out...

Let's start out with a wonderful commentary on the causes of the recent Arizona wildfires:

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  Al Gore Blames Climate Change Rather Than Greenies For Fires in AZ...While speaking at the Games for Change Festival in New York City (funny how they always hold these "climate change" conferences in energy sucking cities) yesterday, Al Gore blamed the massive Arizona Wallow fire on climate change."

Funny they hold their conferences in big cities, huh?  Why don't they hold them at the North Pole or in the middle of the Sahara Desert?  It must be that they are a bunch of criminals that don't really believe in global warming.  I sure can't think of any other reason.  Katie maunders on:

“Today, the biggest fire in the history of the state of Arizona is spreading to New Mexico. Today, the biggest flood in the history of the Mississippi River Valley is under way right now,” Gore said.

“At what point is there a moment where we say, ‘Oh, we ought to do something about this?’
(Side note: in the video above, Gore calls the flooding in Nashville a "thousand year flood." If that's the case, then why is he citing climate change as a reason for flooding? People weren't driving cars around in Nashville 1000 years ago)"

That makes sense.  There weren't cars a thousand years ago, so there is no such thing as global warming.  But don't worry, Katie has a solution!

"Yes, there is something that can be done: allow private industry back on federal forest land. What Gore, and other extreme environmentalists, failed to mention is the responsibility the green movement holds for massive wildfires in the past 30 years due to policies that prevent private industries like logging, ranching and grazing from clearing out a build up of dead brush the forests."

Of course, without all that dead brush, soon the soil in the forests will become so depleted that all the trees will die.  But who cares, when some big corporation (the Koch Brothers' Georgia Pacific, for example) can make money out of cutting down all the trees?

Nicholas Freiling, Town Hall:  "Surprise! ObamaCare Makes Millions More Eligible For Medicaid"

To us a feature, to them a bug.

Brent Bozell, Town Hall:  "Palin Movie vs. Media Mythology...The movie is not an attempt at objectivity. It's a campaign film...Still, it would be nice if journalists would be open to considering as accurate the movie's version of Palin's life and career"

It's admittedly a partisan hack job, but "it would be nice" if the media would swallow it whole.  Nice for whom, Brent?

Town Hall:  "Bristol Palin Reveals Big Secrets in New Book"

The big secrets of a teenage unwed mother with rich parents.  Oh, that should be SO interesting.

Confederate Yankee:  "The Definitive Scandal: ‘Gunwalker’ Much Worse Than ‘Iran-Contra’

The horrible truth:  The more than 2,000 weapons that the Obama Justice Department allowed to be delivered to Mexican narco-terrorist cartels are thought to have been used in the shooting of an estimated 150 Mexican law enforcement officers and soldiers battling the cartels. Two American law enforcement officers have also presumably fallen prey to these weapons, along with an unknown number of civilians on both sides of the border."

In case you are not up on this gigantic "scandal,"  the ATF allowed some guns to enter illegal channels, in a probably idiotic attempt to trace where they went.  Now, in Iran-Contra, Ronald Reagan gave two thousand missiles to our sworn enemies, the Mullahs in Iran  (that's treason, by the way- real, Constitutional treason,) and took the illegal profits and used them to fund a fascist, terrorist, drug dealing militia trying to overthrow a legally elected government.  But that's just fine- Reagan was a Republican.

Kyle-Ann Schriver:  "Michele Bachmann Does Founding Mothers — and the Rest of Us — Proud...Isn't it time to see what she can do in the White House?"

I know what she could do in the White House.  It would be half Mussolini and half Curly Howard.   Anyway, Kyle-Ann isn't done ruining our lunch:

"I’m wont to laugh at liberal women who love to talk up our Founding Mothers, and how those evil, spotlight-hogging white men sliced and diced all the patriot women right out of our history books. Liberal women love to take this tack when shoring up their own spotlight-hogging contributions to our current politics."

Founding mothers?  Did you ever hear any liberal women talk about founding mothers?  I sure never did.  Sorry, Kyle-Ann.  You are the first person I have ever heard talk about founding mothers.  Now, go outside and play with the other kids.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "For the Record… Ronald Reagan Didn’t Promise to Play Nice In His Speech at Liberty State Park"

For the record, he didn't promise to commit treason, wreck the economy and destroy the moral fabric of the country.  But he did those things.  So who cares what he promised?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "It’s Time To Play “Who’s The Dummy?”…Palin vs Obama"

Boy, that's going to be one short game.  They could start by asking them about when Paul Revere warned the British about our weapons.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Obama EPA’s Latest Ruling Will Cost at Least $11 Billion a Year"

Shocking!  Just shocking, I tell you!  Here's what Jim didn't think was important enough to justify the expense:

"…The rule proposed in March, according to EPA, would prevent as many as 17,000 premature deaths and 11,000 heart attacks a year, among other health benefits."

Means nothing, I guess.

World Net Daily EXCLUSIVE:  "What does Rush Limbaugh really think of Jon Huntsman?"

Man, I've been losing sleep worrying about that one.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily:  "Why Obama won't even run again, let alone win"

What, the world is going to be hit by a gigantic asteroid?  Or maybe one of your right wing Patriots is going to use his second amendment rights on him?

WND Exclusive:  "Whom would you most like as personal Alaska tour guide?"

Keith Richards.

And now a helpful piece of information from my new BFF at News Cottage Three:  "'Each Day 18 U.S War Vets Commit Suicide' While Jews Go To Harvard"

Man, I never put those two things together before.  Jews at Harvard- that would make anyone want to commit suicide.

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