Katie Pavlich, Town Hall: "Trey Gowdy Destroys FBI's Peter Strzok: Why Did You Talk About Impeaching Trump a Day After the Special Counsel Launched?"
Why, because Trump is a traitor that deserves far worse than Impeachment? Anyway, here you see how this committee "hearing," which was a disgrace to Congress, the government and the American people, is being reported to the Republican base, and that is all they will ever hear.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "BOOM! Watch Trey Gowdy DESTROY Peter Strzok at House Hearing on FBI Corruption"
Again, the exact opposite of the truth, but all that right wingers will ever hear. Gateway Pundit alone has sixteen articles up today about the Strzok hearings, every one of them a smear of Strzok.
Chris Reeve, Town Hall: "Strzok: Trump-Hating Texts Were an Expression of My 'Deep Patriotism'
Right on, Mr. Strzok. I don't think this article presented his testimony in a very favorable light, however.
Katie Pavlich: "Latest: Goodlatte Says FBI's Peter Strzok Will Be Recalled for Contempt"
Another Republican Congressman only too enthusiastic to use his power to damage our government. And we haven't even gotten around to Louie Gohmert's contribution:
Washington Times: "Rep. Gohmert to Strzok: How many times did you lie to your wife about Lisa Page"
No word on whether Louie got around to asking about the number of times Donald Trump cheated on all three of his wives.
And now, a little from Trump's behavior in Europe the last couple of days. Any rational person knows that he degraded not only himself but our government and our people by his behavior, but fat chance any of that reality leaking through to Conservatives:
Leah Barkoukis, Town Hall: "Trump Tells Reporters He's a 'Very Stable Genius,' Declares NATO Summit a 'Success' Over Spending Commitments"
Stable Genius! He said it again! How fucking crazy is this guy?
Gateway Pundit: "NATO Dog Fight: Trump Takes NATO to Task and Wins Again"
And again, this is all that right wingers will ever hear about Trump's disgraceful, destructive performance at the NATO meeting: a pack of lies and boasting. Well, I could offer you endless similar delusional accounts of these two issues, but please, take my word for it and let's just take a right wing cartoon break and then move on:
Cortney O'Brien, Town Hall: "African-American Leaders on Capitol Hill Demand Speaker Ryan Censure Maxine Waters"
Oh, really? And what "African-American leaders" would those be?
"Star Parker, president of The Center for Urban Renewal and Education, matter-of-factly stated that Maxine Waters "is not the reflection of black America." She too insisted Speaker Ryan send a strong message and censor the congresswoman...
This administration "has been the strongest on record for protecting right to life" and for their contributions to the religious liberty debate, according to Johnathan Alexandre, Esq., Director of Public Policy, Liberty Counsel."
Star Parker is a regular columnist for World Net Daily, one of the biggest right wing lie factories on the internet, filling the role of attacking her fellow African Americans year after year. "The Center for Urban Renewal and Education" was founded by Parker, and as far as I can tell, has no existence outside of Parker, who apparently awarded herself the title of its president. "Liberty Counsel," according to the SPLC, "is a legal organization advocating for anti-LGBT discrimination under the guise of religious liberty." These are the only two "African-American leaders" that Town Hall could find to speak out against Maxine Waters. In what sense they are "on Capitol Hill" remains unknown, unless maybe they walked up there to use the public toilets.
Katie Pavlich, Town Hall: "Border Patrol Catches Another MS-13 Member Claiming 'Asylum'
Another one! Another ONE! One criminal! The border patrol caught one criminal! By the way, no real proof in the article that even this one was a gang member, but still, THEY CAUGHT ONE! Hooray, Trump has made us safe forever!
Streiff, Red State: "BREAKING. Robert Mueller Indicts More People Who Will Never Be Arrested"
They are Russians who subverted our democracy in collusion with our treasonous President, but why bother to do anything at all about it, since they helped Republicans, so Trump will probably pardon them if they are ever caught?
Jennifer Van Laar, Red State: "Jerry Brown’s Suing To Prevent Border Wall, Ignores Imported Toxic Waste"
All of a sudden, they are so concerned about the environment. How touching. That would, by the way, be "California’s environmental governor, or as Jennifer calls him, "Jerry “I Used to be Moonbeam but Now I’m Too Senile” Brown," known to the sane as the best governor in the country.
Tyler O'Neal, PJ Media: "Papa John Erased From History for Making Remarks About History"
In a more rational world: Papa John Erased From History for Making Bad Pizza.
Sarah Hoyt, PJ Media: "Our Immigration Policy Is Endangering Children"
Not by throwing them in concentration camps, no. We're endangering them by being too good to them. If we were meaner, they would go somewhere else.
Debra Heine, PJ Media: "Eight Shrieking Occupiers Arrested Outside of Portland ICE Facility"
Not just occupiers, mind you, but SHREIKING occupiers! That's ten times as bad! No comment on whether it is good or bad to put children in concentration camps, or whether it would be okay to protest that, if people just held back on the shreiking.
Christina Laila, Gateway Pundit: "Rosenstein Confirms DNC Server Was Not Hacked – Emails Were Obtained Through “Spear Phishing” Scam"
Huh? What's that?
"they used a scheme known as spear phishing, which involves sending misleading emails and tricking the users of disclosing their passwords and security information,” Rosenstein said. Secondly, the defendants hacked into computer networks and installed malicious software and allowed them to spy on users,” Rosenstein continued."
Oh, that's much better- they hacked into networks instead of individual accounts! Well, just forget about the whole thing.
Cassandra Fairbanks, Gateway Pundit: "Senator Rand Paul: NATO Expansion Does Not Occur in a Vacuum, We Must Be Aware of Russia’s Perspective"
See, it is NATO's evil "expansion" that we need to worry about, not the armed aggression and subversion of surrounding states by Russia, our best friends.
World Net Daily: "KAVANAUGH FEEDS HOMELESS HOURS AFTER NOMINATION"
How nice of him. And nothing would ever suggest that this was just a publicity stunt, would it?
World Net Daily: "TEBOW'S BAT ON FIRE. ARE MAJORS COMING? Hitting .390 in July"
Tim Tebow! Yes, he's still around, praise Jesus! Hitting .390 for a month! For the Binghamton (N.Y.) Rumble Ponies, the Double-A affiliate of the New York Mets! Babe Ruth, you'd better watch out!
And now a few harbingers of what the Republican issues in 2020 will be at the rate we are going, from Before It's News:
Before It's News: "Pope Francis to Resign; Charged With Mass Murder of Children...The Vatican College of Cardinals has remained deadlocked since July 5 in a probable replacement of Pope Francis Bergoglio. Today July 12 formal charges were filed against the Pope and eleven other prominent officials for Mass Murder, Criminal Conspiracy and Obstruction of Justice. Joint filings – said to expose the Catholic sponsored Satanic Ninth Circle Child Sacrifice Cult – were made at the International Common Law Court of Justice in Brussels"
The "International Common Law Court of Justice ," which consists of a single person, by the name of Kevin Annett, who lives not in Brussels, but in Canada. I suspect the Pope will be held in the International Prison of Terror, located in Kevin Annett's backyard storage shed.
And another wonderful story from the same source:
Before It's News: "Red Alert! Krakatau Generating Seismic Activity Over 9.5 on Richter"
There has been exactly one earthquake in all of recorded history of magnitude 9.5, in Chile in 1960. There have been five total of magnitude 9.0 or greater. Just to put a little perspective on a 9.5 earthquake that was totally ignored by the entire real press of the world, the famous 1883 Krakatoa eruption caused nowhere near a 9.0 quake, but did cause 120 foot tsunamis that killed tens of thousands. This time, apparently nothing.
Before It's News: "Rosenstein Thugs Killed Seth Rich Says Witness! Boom!"
Well, at least that's one name we can take off the Clinton death list. And the evidence is ironclad:
"A secret witness stepped forward today and let his voice be heard! This one needs to be shared by all patriots as it’s quite interesting. I believe this is 100% legit! This man going by the pseudonym of “Luke” says he knows the two killers because they’ve worked other jobs together!"
Luke! Who can argue with that?
Before It's News: "Reptilian: 1000 Missing – Vril Energy – Nazi Clones"
Enough. We've really gone off the deep end now.