As Green Eagle is known far and wide for his ability to have meaningful, constructive intellectual discussions with this sort of person, I thought it would be instructive to the less accomplished among us to see an example of his skill. So, here it is:
Green Eagle: "I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed this. It is one of the greatest collections of ludicrous misinterpretations of history and easily disprovable assertions I have ever heard. Really, you guys should be writing for Saturday Night Live or Monty Python. And to top it off, the Jefferson Airplane song that is about taking LSD, twisted to claim it means something that would make Grace Slick pee in her pants laughing.
Thank the lord there aren't very many people in the world stupid enough to believe any of this nonsense."
1611kjvbibleone: "CRY AND SCREAM LIKE THE SERPENT YOU ARE..........ALL OF THIS VIDEO 100% THE TRUE ISRAELITES ARE WHITE/RUDDYADAM=RUDDY- TO BLUSH, TO TURN RED, TO SHOW BLOOD IN THE FACE [ SKIN ] AND NOAH WAS PURE BLOODED FROM ADAM,,, THE DEAD SEA SCROLL'S SAY'S NOAH WAS WHITE AND ROSY RED,,,,,WOW KING DAVID WAS RUDDY AND SOLOMON WAS WHITE AND THE NAZARITES ARE WHITE AND RUDDY,, WOW AND JESUS CHRIST IS WHITE AND THE ISRAELITES ARE WHITE WOW,,, WOW ,,,, WOW,,, ADAM =WHITE MAN.......CUSH/KUSH AND HAM WERE WHITE MEN THAT'S RIGHT...... GREEN EAGLE YOU HATE JESUS CHRIST=WHO IS WHITE ?"
Green Eagle: "+1611kjvbibleone You lie. I didn't cry and scream- I laughed at you."
1611kjvbibleone: "REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A BABOON SCREAMING [ YES WE CAN ]=THANK YOU SATAN.. SO YOU WORSHIP SATAN."
Green Eagle: "Actually, I don't remember that at all. Can you give me a couple of hints to help remind me?"
1611kjvbibleone: "FOR YOUR savior OBAMA WHEN VOTING TIME, HOMIE"
Green Eagle: "Nope...doesn't ring a bell."
1611kjvbibleone: YOU LIKE TO HEAR BELL'S ? AND IS THERE A BELL IN YOUR HEAD ?
"1. The plural of bell is bells, not bell's.
2. Turn your God damn caps lock key off already.
3. Can't answer the question, can you?"
1611kjvbibleone: "I TOLD YOU WHEN.. VOTING TIME FOR OBAMA [ YES WE CAN ]=THANK YOU SATAN,,,,,, YOU CROTCH MILKING HOMO REPENT OF YOUR CROTCH MILKING AND YOUR HOMO ORGY'S .. SO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD.. YOUR MAD,,,,,,,, DOES THE BIG LETTERS HURT YOU.. YOUR SCARED YOU WIMP YOUR VAGINAL DISCHARGE AND YOUR MENTAL MASTERBAITION OF LIE'S AND ALSO YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIC YOU DENY THE TRUTH REMEMBER SCREAMING [ YES WE CAN ]=THANK YOU SATAN LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN REMEMBER..... ARE YOU MY FRIEND NOW....... "
Green Eagle: "Man, I'm enjoying conversing with you, 1611. So, let's get down to things.
First of all, either I'm a crotch licking homo, or I have vaginal discharge. I can't be both. I guess that means you flunked sixth grade biology (and never ever had sex with either a man or a woman,) but we could have figured that out by ourselves.
Yes we can= thank you Satan? In what language, exactly? Not in English, but we could have figured that out too, since you obviously flunked sixth grade English too:
"YOUR MAD (Illiterate),,,,,,,, DOES THE BIG LETTERS HURT YOU..(Also illiterate) YOUR SCARED (Illiterate) YOU WIMP YOUR VAGINAL DISCHARGE AND YOUR MENTAL MASTERBAITION (Misspelled) OF LIE'S (Illiterate) AND ALSO YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIC (Illiterate)"...six examples of incompetence with the English language in 23 words. That may be a record.
And by the way, turn your fucking caps lock key off already. It's just one more sign of your ignorance, and I think you are already over the limit where it goes from being a misdemeanor to a felony.
Finally, I'm guessing you are two posts away from having a heart attack. Go for it!
1611kjvbibleone: "YOUR A HERMAPHRODITE.. SEE YOU ARE BOTH ... . AS FAR AS SPELLING= YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, HAHAHAHAHA HAHHAH UNLESS IT IS YOUR HAND, AND WHAT THE INTERNET COPS ARE GOING TO LOCK ME UP FOR TELLING THE TRUTH....? I BET YOU CRY WHEN YOU MASTERBAIT....YOU HERMAPHRODITE"
Green Eagle: "+1611kjvbibleone, one more post, and pfft! There goes your heart. Better be careful there. It's all in your hands. If I were you, I'd restrict your online presence to looking at pictures of kitties. Really, I'm just trying to give you some good advice."
1611kjvbibleone: "YOUR CRYING WHY ARE YOU CRYING YOUR A CRY BABY, YOUR A WIMP, BUT YOU DO DENY THE TRUTH, REMEMBER SCREAMING [YES WE CAN ]=THANK YOU SATAN THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS LOOK IT UP.......HAHAHAA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HERMAPHRODITE HAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAH"
Green Eagle: "I am sorry to have to note the demise from heart explosion of 1611kjvbibleone, approximately two hours ago. Any more posts in his name are obviously the product of malicious trolls determined to desecrate his name; therefore, out of respect for his memory, I will not dignify their vicious behavior with any further reply."
Well, there you go. I hope you have learned a lesson in constructively relating to right wingers. With a couple of decades practice, I am sure you too can approach the judicious, thoughtful analysis so well known from Green Eagle.