Green Eagle must announce that he is deeply touched that the American voters decided that nothing in this country was as important as their opportunity to provide him with two more years of material to subject to his ridicule.
You really love me! How could I have ever predicted that the nation would rally around Green Eagle like this? And before I go let me give a shout out to our President, for standing for nothing, and for the Democrats in Congress, who decided the way to win an election was to send approximately one trillion e-mails to their (former) backers, begging them to finance a campaign devoid of every single thing it used to mean to be a Democrat.
Just a little reminder of what that used to mean:
And don't forget that tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...like it or not.