Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Green Eagle Wins Big!!!

Green Eagle must announce that he is deeply touched that the American voters decided that nothing in this country was as important as their opportunity to provide him with two more years of material to subject to his ridicule.

You really love me!  How could I have ever predicted that the nation would rally around Green Eagle like this?  And before I go let me give a shout out to our President, for standing for nothing, and for the Democrats in Congress, who decided the way to win an election was to send approximately one trillion e-mails to their (former) backers, begging them to finance a campaign devoid of every single thing it used to mean to be a Democrat.

Just a little reminder of what that used to mean:



And don't forget that tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...like it or not.

2 comments:

Jerry Critter said...

It is almost like the Democrats did not want to win. I wonder why?

Magpie said...

Politics of cowardice.

Republicans peddle fear and Democrats are afraid to confront it.

The Democrats lost the mid-terms because they were afraid to present themselves and act as Democrats.

...
A couple of days ago this comment appeared in our local paper.

“Gabrielle Giffords, the former US congresswoman who was shot in the head four years ago and now mounts her campaign for gun law reform in the whispered, halting speech with which her injuries have left her, campaigned in Seattle just two days before Jaylen Fryberg killed his school buddies with the handgun he took from his father.

During Giffords' painful 10-day campaign tour through nine states, not one single Senate or congressional candidate showed up to stand next to her.”

Says it all.