Thursday, July 25, 2013

Wingnut Wrapup

Yeah, again.  Yup, there's more.  As there always is:

Derek Hunter, Town Hall:  "Mike Lee Prepares to Buck Leadership, Fight to Defund Obamacare...since 2011, when Republicans regained control of the House of Representatives, Republican leadership had some teeth to act on those words, they seem to have turned vegetarian."

Voting 38 times to do away with Obamacare, while doing nothing to address the nation's real problems- not enough focus on Obamacare.  Really, Mike, how about having a useless vote every day in Congress?  That will use up more time and money while accomplishing nothing, which seems to be Republicans' intent- collecting a salary for doing nothing.  And they call food stamp recipients chiselers living off of the government's dime.

Doug Giles, Town Hall:  "Obama Stirs Trayvon Pot to Distract from IRS, NSA, DOJ and Benghazi Scandals"

Doug, I hate to break this to you, but outside of your right wing echo chamber no one even remembers all the lies you cooked up over these phony scandals.  That's because Conservatives are nothing but a pack of smear merchants cooking up a new "scandal" every day, and people have just about tuned out.  Good thing, too, because paying as much attention to your nonsense as Green Eagle does is bad for your health.

Town Hall:  "Mich. gov. says bankruptcy the right choice"

Of course he does.  He's a corrupt, lying scum elected with corporate money, and there's nothing he wants to do more than steal public workers' pensions in order to finance more tax cuts for the rich.

Katy Kieffer, Town Hall:  "Eric Holder vs. Toilet Paper Holder "

Nothing like a serious, polite discussion of the issues, huh?

Sally Pipes, Human Events:  "Thanks to Obamacare, doctor shortages set to quintuple"

This is taken by the right to be another reason that Obama is a miserable human being, rather than a sign of how many people in this country don't have health care.

J. Christian Adams, Rule of Law:  "A Catholic church has been robbed of donations destined for the Marih Center, a Pro-Life crisis pregnancy center in Alexandria, Virginia.  How base must one become to steal from a church, particularly supplies destined for needy mothers?"

Needy mothers indeed.  A facility intended to force your intolerant, hateful religion on helpless pregnant girls.  The people who took donations away from your malignant campaign should get a medal.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "IT GETS WORSE… Obama to Use Community Organizers to Enroll Citizens for Healthcare"


The horror!  Obama is actually trying to enforce the law, just like he swore to do when he took office.  But right wing racist dicks hate the law because it might help black people, so Obama is a monster.

Alan Keyes, Renew America:  "Impeachment must be the centerpiece of the 2014 elections – and candidates for both houses must sign a pledge to impeach!  Boehner must be dumped as Speaker and replaced with the next president of the United States, whoever that may be, chosen by the House – the 'people's chamber'!"

Impeachment!  That's the total agenda of the Republican party, according to Alan Keyes.  Then, once they have stabbed Obama and Biden in the back, the lunatic Republicans in the House will pick the next President.  That's really going to help the country.

Monte Kugliowski, Renew America:  "I have heard commentators repeat the narrative that Zimmerman killed an unarmed teenager – even though they agree with the jury verdict. That is a mistake.  It's a mistake because the fact that Martin was a 17-year-old is knowledge we have now; but it's not knowledge that Zimmerman had."

I see.  Since Zimmerman didn't know Trayvon was an unarmed teen, he wasn't.  Reality is in the eyes of the (white) beholder.  If Zimmerman had thought that Trayvon were a rabid dog, that would have been what he was, so Zimmerman could have killed him without a second thought.  Here's some more malicious idiocy from this very disturbed man:

"It's also a mistake to say that Zimmerman shot an unarmed person. According to the eye-witness testimony...At the point of the pummeling both individuals had access to the same weapon."


What, the gun?  This is the most amazing murder defense I ever heard- at the time of the shooting, both the murderer and the victim had access to the gun, so the victim was armed, and it was just fine for the murderer to shoot first, before the victim could use the murderer's gun.  What kind of a morally repugnant scum can even think of such a line of reasoning?  Oh, I remember now- a Republican.

J. Matt Barber, Renew America:  "Zimmerman speech Obama should have given"

Summary:  A white guy killed a black guy.  Tough shit.  Get over it.

World Net Daily:  "Ex-HHS official: Obamacare killing Constitution"

Supreme Court:  Obamacare is okay with the constitution.
Ex- Bush administration jackass who is now the president of a bible college in Nebraska:  Obamacare is killing the Constitution.
 Take your pick.

Laurie Roth, Renew America:  "There is no other choice: The Affordable Care Act must be de-funded...There is no more time. The House and Senate conservatives must do everything controversial, sneaky, rude, inconvenient, ill-timed, nasty, and costly to stop this unaffordable, unethical, and evil attack on America's healthcare system."

Well, at least she's honest about it.

Gina Miller, Renew America:  "Dirty-rotten commie race hustlers...I know I speak for millions of Americans when I say we are sick to death of the ignorant, Hell-born campaign by the communist Left to feed the fires of racial strife. White America is not racist – No one is "keeping the black man down" in America except the black man himself.  What Barack Obama (or whatever his name is) and his detestable Attorney General Eric Holder have done by inserting themselves into the Zimmerman case is worthy of long prison terms for each of them.   There is no doubt in my mind that these leftist enemies of the United States want to see America burn."

Right, Gina.  Well, I guess that's enough time for you.

Lord Monckton, World Net Daily:  "A statue for Ted Cruz, please"


You're a lord- pay for it yourself.

Jeff Poor, Daily Caller:  "Ted Nugent calls for boycott of Chicago"
Whatever.

Daniel Doherty, Town Hall:  "2016 Poll: Rand Paul Leads Pack, Rubio Plummets"


Faced with a choice between sort of crazy, and totally crazy and a racist to boot, who do you think Republicans are going  to go for?

Moe Lane, Red State:  "Actually, Barack Obama was unlikely to be sensible about Obamacare. Ever."


And Moe is right- if you mean by the word sensible, giving up everything he was elected to do, abandoning his Presidential responsibility to see that the laws be faithfully executed, and just letting the Republicans' rich masters  run hog wild over the entire world.

David Harsanyi, Human Events:  "The Left’s ‘crumbling infrastructure’ myth"

Brought to you by the same people who brought you "the left's global warming myth,"  "the left's evolution myth,"  "the left's growing disparity of wealth myth," and a whole host of other right wing blockbusters.

J. Christian Adams, PJ Media:  "Holder Tries to Re-grab Texas, Announces Nationwide Attack on Election Integrity...Texas AG Tweets At Eric Holder: If It’s War You Want, It’s War You’ve Got."

Alright, then, Texas.  You are going to start a war with the Federal Government over Holder's attempt to enforce the law.  Stop your bullshitting and blabbing already, and get on with the fighting.  Let's see who wins.  Or are you really the lying cowards we always suspected Texans to be?

3 comments:

Magpie said...

“White America is not racist – No one is "keeping the black man down" in America except the black man himself.”

Reminds me of an argument I once had with a less-than-sensible much older uncle:

He said “I’m not racist against the Asians... I think they’re a good race.”

Paul Avery said...

I was under the impression that there were no "eyewitnesses" to the Martin shooting. Oh, what the hell, if you're going to make up an absurd defense, you might as well go whole hog and make
up "eyewitnesses" as well.

Green Eagle said...

As the man said in the movie, "Eyewitnesses- We don't need no eyewitnesses!"