Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Wingnut Wrapup

The wackos have been pretty active the last few days.  I'd think it might be the arrival of the spring mating season, but really, the thought of these guys reproducing is enough to put me off my feed for days.  So, I'll just get on with ruining your day as usual:

Tom Tancredo, World Net Daily:  "The suicide of the Republican Party"

The greatest news I've heard in years!  Oh wait, it's only one more right wing jackass blabbing about nothing.  Never mind...

Craig McMillan, World Net Daily:  "Is 'Y2K' still looming?"

No, Craig, it happened about thirteen years ago, if I remember correctly.  Still, not so bad- a Conservative who is only 13 years behind the time.  Most of them are still stuck around 1823.

Thomas Lifson, American Thinker:  "Sandstorm disrupts Obama's Holy Land travel...It is a certitude among modern intellectuals that only rubes believe in signs and portents."

And what do you make, Thomas, about the fact that the last two Republican Presidential Conventions were hit by hurricanes?  Thomas explains:

"As the above still from the hit movie, The Mummy illustrates, a certain superstitious (if you will) awe at the forces of nature, and how they sometimes seem to be sending us messages, is deeply embedded in our consciousness. For the entire history of civilization, people have been reading signs and portents."

You know what, Thomas?  I'm seeing a sign that you need to seek mental health counseling. A still of a CGI storm from a movie really doesn't prove that much except that you need to grow up.  Try it some time.

Mark Steyn, National Review:  "Shortly after Gulf War One, when the world’s superpower assembled a mighty coalition to fight half-a-war to an inconclusive halt at the gates of Baghdad, Washington declined to get mixed up in the disintegrating Balkans. Colin Powell offered the following rationale: “We do deserts. We don’t do mountains.” Across a decade in Iraq, America told the world we don’t really do deserts, either."

Oh, we do deserts all right, Mark.  We just do them really badly.

Paul Joseph Watson, Infowars:  "President Barack Obama is now the global head of Al-Qaeda – bankrolling, arming and equipping terrorists around the world in order to achieve his administration’s geopolitical objectives...Since it has now been established that those merely suspected of engaging in terrorism, including US citizens, are subject to targeted drone strikes, under the terms of his own prosecution of the fake war on terror, Obama must immediately order a drone strike on the White House."

Obama is the head of Al Qaida!  I bet you didn't know that.  No wonder he had Osama Bin Laden killed- Obama will do anything to grab the top spot.

Benjamin Fulford, Fourwinds10:  "...let us re-cap the New World Order moves towards a fascistic world government in 2009. It started with the inauguration of Barack Obama as president. At first everybody was hopeful but, it did not take long for the truth to sink in. Obama was a Nazi puppet..."

And here I was just getting convinced that he was the head of Al Qaida.  Man is my head spinning.  And that's not the worst of it:

Benjamin Fulford:  "...in the Basilica of St. John the Baptist, the Pope's personal church, there is an image of Christ on the cross. Above that image there is a triangle with an eye in the middle. It is as if they are saying "we are the ones who tortured Christ to death."  Furthermore, after closing hours, the church is used, as I mentioned in my blog, for pagan ceremonies, including worship of Mythraeus the Bull, Sun worship and other pre-Roman ceremonies. When Pope John Paul the 1st confided to an aide he was going to purge the non-Christian illuminati from the Church, he was found poisoned to death in his bed the next morning.

Later Henry Kissinger presided over a black mass at that church to commemorate this event."

Boy, that must have been one hell of a party.  So sorry we missed it.

And now, the easiest question in the world to answer:

"Pravda:"  "Was Stalin worse  than Truman and Roosevelt?"

I'll leave you to figure that one out on your own.

Michael Walsh, PJ Media:  "Mike Bloomberg, Liberal Fascist...That’s New York City nasty little fascist mayor..."

Man, don't take away their 32 ounce Cokes or they get really cranky.

Selwyn Duke, Renew America:  "Treasonous Obama strikes again"

No need to even report what this is about.  Just the usual right wing garbage.

Larry Klayman, Renew America:  "This week was a "potpourri" of hypocrisy and fraud, not that this is anything unusual these days... there was the dog and pony show put on by both President Barack Hussein Obama and the President and Prime Minister of Israel, Shimon Peres and Benjamin Natanyahu – a shameless display that sought to effectively defraud the Israeli people, and Jews and Christians in the United States and throughout the world."

Can't stand it that Obama went over there and even your buddy Netanyahu treated him like a friend of Israel, huh, Larry?  So now, Netanyahu, up until a couple of days ago the right's favorite ruler in the whole world, is nothing but a shameless fraud. 

Anonymous commenter on Before It's News:  "IF americans knew how many children were given to the aliens for food,testing and other things ,BY THE GOVERNMENT RUN WELFARE PEOPLE,they’d shut down every welfare office in america tomorow"

Welfare- an alien plot!  How could we have not known that all along?  It seems so obvious when you explain it that way.

Before It's News:  "Rabies Outbreak After Meteor Strike In Chelyabinsk...Rabies Outbreak Across World Linked To ‘Vile Stars’?

Vile stars?  You mean like Lyndsay Lohan?  Man, I'm not getting within biting range of her.

Tom Blumer, PJ Media:  " 'Seasonally Adjusted': Is Housing Market Improving, or Not?...Five years of the Obama economy render the government's seasonally adjusted numbers virtually worthless."

A comment on the vastly improved housing numbers, brought to you by the guys who told you that polls showing Obama was going to win were way, way off.

World Net Daily:  "Locusts swarm Israel on Passover eve"

And damn, they didn't even make reservations.  I hope there's enough matzo for everyone- those guys are big eaters.

World Net Daily:  "Local cops face ammo shortage as DHS stocks up"

Of course it wouldn't have anything to do with crazy right wingers hoarding ammunition so they can shoot at police and soldiers to prove their patriotism.  No, as usual, it's all Obama's fault.  And I suppose it never occurred to ammunition manufacturers to make more bullets if people wanted more- no, that would probably involve hiring someone, and the last thing they want to do is see the economy improve.

Susan Stamper Brown, Town Hall:  "Concentration Camps, Abortion Clinics, and Selective Ignorance...The "nothing to see here" mentality is as dangerous today as it was during the Holocaust. We have a culture full of conscience-seared Americans who devalue human life to the point the whimpers of slaughtered children on abortion tables in Philadelphia are muffled out by the selfish cries of those demanding "convenience" and "choice," and ignored by others so self-absorbed, they believe their selective ignorance exempts them from responsibility."

Well, let me see if I can explain this to you in terms simple enough for you to understand, Susan:

Concentration Camp:

Abortion Clinic:

There.  Does that help you see the difference? No?  Well, I didn't really think it would. 

Dana Loesch, Red State:  "The Argument For “Marriage Equality” Is Not A Conservative One"

No shit, Sherlock.

John Hayward, Red State:  "Illegal alien sequester dump includes dozens of criminals"

So does the Republican delegation in Congress.  How about we reach a fair agreement and kick all of them out?

Byron York, Human Events:  "Is the border secure? This administration has no idea"

Yes, the administration has an idea, as does every person who lives in the real world.  Byron, have you ever been to the Rio Grande in South Texas?  Here's what it looks like for hundreds of miles:

That's it right there- the border between the U.S. and Mexico.  An eight year old child could make it across that in thirty seconds.  No one is going to pay enough to make that border secure, if by "secure" we mean enough border guards to catch everyone who wants to sneak across- least of all the skinflint Republicans who won't even cough up the money to fix our roads and bridges.  If you want to keep illegal immigrants out of the country, you'd better start thinking of a better way than lots of guys with guns.  I mean, I know that's your solution to just about everything, but it's not going to work on the border any better than it did in Iraq.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Media Blackout: No Coverage on Massive ‘March for Marriage’ in Washington DC...Once again the mainstream media proves itself to be nothing more than an extension of the DNC.  Major mainstream media outlets totally ignored the massive March for Marriage today in Washington DC.  It’s like it never happened."

Here we go again.  They TOTALLY IGNORED the MASSIVE March for marriage.  Well, Jim, don't worry- Green Eagle didn't miss it.  Here it is:

I've been counting crowds since the Vietnam era, and I put this one at between two and three thousand.  For a national march, that is worse than pathetic.  Jim should be thanking God that the national media ignored this abysmal failure, but in typical right wing behavior, he and all of his compatriots will just rewrite history and pretend that the march was MASSIVE! and that it represents the opinions of a vast majority of Americans.

And now this horrible government conspiracy, uncovered by the ever-vigilant Jim Hoft:

"Breaking: MO Dept. of Revenue Subpoenaed On Backdoor Gun Registration With FEMA and DHS...This is so disturbing.

Yesterday, Missouri state Senator Kurt Shaefer subpoenaed the the Missouri Department of Revenue to produce all documents between the Department of Revenue and any federal agency, including but not limited to, the Department of Homeland Security or FEMA, regarding driver’s license and ID information of Missouri citizens.  Earlier this month Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder held a press conference to expose the backdoor gun registration operation in Missouri. Kinder accused the Missouri Department of Revenue of working with the Department of Homeland Security to install new hardware and software to obtain data on Missouri citizens and transfer this information to DHS and unnamed third parties...Senator Shaefer said this about the suspected privacy abuses, “This is one of the most appalling abuses of privacy rights I have encountered in state government. I can not and will not allow unelected bureaucrats to erode the rights of Missourians.”

Notice anything missing from this story of sordid Government abuse?  Oh, yeah, there isn't a shred of evidence for any of this, or even an explanation of how information  on driver's licenses or government ID's could have anything to do with gun registration.  It's all "suspected" abuse, and by "suspected," they mean suspected by the same people who suspect Obama was born in Kenya.

Mychael Massie, World Net Daily:  "Easter: Godless liberals' latest target"

Man, Michael, can't you find something real to spend your time on?

Breitbart:  "Horrific Puerto Rico Hotel Fire Ignored by Unions over 25 Years Later"

Another massive scoop from the people who broke the vital story of where Sasha and Malia were spending spring break.  The fire they are talking about happened, as they mentioned, over 25 years ago.  But it's abominable that unions are not talking about it RIGHT NOW, and it just proves how rotten unions are.  Say, Breitbart, how many stories did you devote to this tragedy, before deciding that it could be used to smear unions?


Poll P. said...

Satanic Rituals, Aliens eating welfare kids, I don't know what to like more!

Infidel753 said...

Still, not so bad- a Conservative who is only 13 years behind the time. Most of them are still stuck around 1823.

Or, in the case of the hard-core Biblical fundamentalists, 1823 BC.

I had to Google a couple of these because it seemed they couldn't be real, but of course they were. The alien base thing is a horrible example of how deep gullibility can run.

joseph said...

A comment about the Byron York piece. The right wing lives for the rich, but they feast on hate. They have since forever. Native Americans, blacks, Jews, Chinese, Japanese, foreigners, now Mexicans. The so called Religious right, which theoretically should be in the forefront of the fight against bigotry, embraces it. In 1938, there was a bill in the senate to allow 20,000 Jewish children, CHILDREN, who were sponsored, into the US. The bill never got a vote. They allowed children to die then, and their disgusting hatred would deprive children of life saving medical care now. The lady with the torch weeps.

Green Eagle said...

Infidel- yes, how deep their gullibility can be, and also how profound their willing blindness is, when it is all that protects them from having to accept a truth they hate.