Thursday, January 17, 2013

There Are Two Of Them!

Long time readers of Green Eagle (both of them) may sometimes wonder whatever became of our beloved Orly Taitz, the Queen of the Birthers.  Orly has sort of lost the limelight due to the presence of Celebrity Birthers like the inimitable Donald Trump, the Stupidest Rich Guy on Earth (well, except for George W. Bush, of course.)  Well, Orly's obscurity the last couple of years is certainly not due to a lack of effort on her part.  She still holds the prize as the most deluded birther on earth, thanks to things like the following, an excerpt from her latest monumentally stupid, rejected court filing, which is absolutely breathtaking in its audacity:

"Additionally, widely published picture by Dr. Scott Inoue, Obama's former classmate, shows Barack Obama as a third grade student in Hawaii in 1969. At the same time official Obama school records show him in Indonesia in 1967-1969 attending school in Jakarta Indonesia under the name Barry Soetoro. It means that from January 1, 1967 till 1969 we could see two distinct individuals: Barry Obama residing in Hawaii and Barry Soetoro residing in Indonesia. We do not know, which one of them came back to the U.S. in 1971. Recorded interview and recollection of Lia Soetoro Sabah, foster daughter of Ann Dunham and her second husband, Obama’s stepfather Lolo Soetoro, confirms the recollection by Scott Inoue. (Liah Soetoro Sabah died suddenly at the age of 52 before Obama’s scheduled visit to Indonesia) If Barry Soetoro came back, than the question is, what happened to Barry Obama? Is he even alive? A number of high ranking officials of the U.S. Government and the government of Hawaii are complicit in the most egregious crimes, cover up of the forgery, however it might be more than fraud and forgery. If Barry Soetoro came from Indonesia instead of Barry Obama, this is espionage."

Yes, you read that right (at least, if you were foolish enough to spend your time actually reading the above.)  According to Orly, there are actually two Barack Obamas, and one of them is an Indonesian spy, substituted for the real Barack Obama when he was eight or ten years old, at which age the perpetrators of this plot felt it was worth the effort on the assumption that they could make this half black foreign kid the President of the United States.

Come on, you have to admit that this is the grand champion of all birther delusions in the entire history of birtherism, and is one of the most preposterous conspiracy theories in the history of the world.  Orly, you are still the queen.

Still the one after all these years!

4 comments:

the yellow fringe said...

Where'd she get the law degree? Vater-rot or Fenix?

Kevin Robbins said...

In a way though you have to treasure this gentle conspiracy theory from a more innocent time when you have dipshits running around saying mass killings are staged by the government as part of a plan to take away guns.

Long time readers of Green Eagle (both of them)

My feelings are that everyone is so busy writing their own blogs (or gazing at their own navels) that there's no time to read others. I find it best just to write to amuse myself and not worry in anyone else is looking. Fortunately, I'm easily ammused. Be well, GE.

Kevin Robbins said...

Uh, "if anyone else is looking."

Green Eagle said...

"I find it best just to write to amuse myself"

I totally agree, but there is one other important reason I blog- so I don't drive my wife crazy making her listen to my crackpot ravings. And she appreciates it, too.