Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Clown Car Chugs On

Last week:  Romney up by eight votes in Iowa: a smashing victory.
Today's final Iowa results: Santorum wins by 34: Republican officials say "it's a split decision."

Man, I bet the Green Bay Packers wish they could have gotten that deal.

In further Republican news:  Romney admits that he has investments in the Cayman Islands, but says they had nothing to do with avoiding U.S. taxes.

Defendant:  "Yes, your honor, I admit that ounce of cocaine is mine, but I only bought it to use as roach repellant."

But wait, there's more!  Newt's second wife to claim that Newt asked her to have an open marriage so he could continue screwing Callista without the public humiliation of another divorce. 

Man, at least Bill Clinton didn't try to move Monica into the Lincoln bedroom.

Well, this is what happens when you let a pack of crazy, stupid people have a veto over who your party runs for president.

7 comments:

Silverfiddle said...

The GOP field is a horrible freakshow... It's almost as bad as the Democrat field...

Jerry Critter said...

Hey SF! What's happenin'?

Of course, when you say "the Democrat field", you mean first of all, the "Democratic" field, and secondly you mean Obama. How about some examples of freakshowiness from Obama that are comparable to what we are getting from the republicans?

Grung_e_Gene said...

Exploding Republicans! Good for America or Great for America?

Jerry Critter said...

The "Rich and Powerful" have always lived this way. Fortunately for the rest of us, we can now hear and see it thanks to the Internet.

No wonder they want to censor the Internet!

Anonymous said...

F John KiNG,LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Silverfiddle said...

Yeah, you're right Jerry.

Great economy, low unemployment, no debt, Obama's done wonders for the place!

Jerry Critter said...

Well, SF. He's done a hell of a lot better than the people who preceded him who left the economy in shambles and rupturing jobs.

And you want to give the job back to them?