Wingnut Wrapup
This is a huge collection of sick garbage from the right today, and I hate to tell you this, but it is only a fraction of what is out there. Trump's loss has really set them off their rockers, and it shows. So, in no particular order, as I have spent as much time with this as I can, here it is:
Something I learned today from the Wingnuts: Did you know that the word "tranny" is only one letter away from the word "tyranny?" Coincidence? I don't think so. And here is the constructive contribution that the leader of the Republicans in Congress has to make to healing the nation's wounds"
"Today, I made clear that if Democrats ever attack the key Senate rules, it would drain the consent and comity out of the institution. A scorched-earth Senate would hardly be able to function. It wouldn’t be a progressive’s dream. It would be a nightmare.
I guarantee it."
A progressive's nightmare. That is his main desire, not a functioning, successful country.
Bombshell Lin Wood Tapes: Justice Roberts & Epstein Selling Kids for Pedophilia, Clinton Plan to Assassinate Supreme Court Justices"
So now the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, appointed by a Republican, is selling children for sex too. And all because after a decades-long career of prostituting himself to advance the interests of Republican backers, he refused to totally destroy the Constitution to keep a traitor in the White House.
"This IS Trump's Checkmate!! U.S. Congress Unwittingly Confirms Trump Is Still President Of U.S.!! By transmitting the Article of impeachment to the US Senate on Monday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the US House of Representatives acknowledge that Donald J Trump remains the President of the United States of America, since only Current Presidents can be impeached."
Buying that one, are you? By the way, Trump was the current President when he was impeached, Lin, so shove it.
David Limbaugh, Town Hall: "The Left's Ongoing Campaign to Denigrate Trump Supporters"
The easiest task in the book.
Tim Graham, Town Hall: "How to Blow up the Left's Terrorist Narrative"
Just lie about it. No, really, that's all he's got. Well, it's worked for Republicans a thousand times before.
Matt Vespa, Town Hall: "So, Is Anyone Going to Ask Why Thousands of Troops Are Still in DC After Biden's Inauguration"
Because you Republicans are still threatening to kill Democratic leaders to get what you want, jerk. Is it that hard to figure out?
Matt Margolis. PJ Media: "Conservative Media Has Been Right All Along"
Ha ha, as demonstrated right here at Wingnut Wrapup for over a decade now. Needless to say, if you think this article contains a thing to support his claim, you are deeply deluded. Facts are not needed in Republican world.
Stacy Lennox, PJ Media: "Climate Czar John Kerry Says Tens of Thousands of Jobs Will Be Cut for Zero Benefit"
Other than the benefit of the survival of the human race. But where is the short term profit for the rich in that?
Stephen Kruiser, PJ Media: "Kruiser's (Almost) Daily Distraction: What Do Michelle Obama and Zombie Movies Have In Common?"
My guess: they are both very popular with the American people. As contrasted, say, to a certain recently booted out President.
David Goldman, PJ Media: "Trump Won't Get Credit, but the U.S. Will Be The First Western Nation to Crush COVID"
Trump won't get the credit, you stupid dick, because he doesn't deserve the credit. The performance of the United States under Trump has been the worst by far of any first world country, because the lazy oaf Trump decided that it would work just as well to tell everybody he was dealing with the problem, as actually doing it. Result? more American deaths than in World War II. I might be willing to give him sole credit for that.
And now, Biden administration scandals, Republican edition:
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Kamala Harris’s Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Gets Modeling Gig with IMG Models After Inauguration"
That's it. Kamala's stepdaughter got a job. With a company that has nothing to do with the government. And with no evidence that there was anything improper going on. I guess relatives of Democratic officials should live in refrigerator boxes on skid row. Stack that up against Trump selling the country out to a foreign dictator.
Bradlee Dean: "Just For The Record: Everything Biden Ran On Was Un-American"
Health care for all, rich people paying their share, fighting climate change, protecting social security and upholding civil rights...un-American for sure, at least if your version of America is something like Nazi Germany.
"US Marines Land On Mainline China"
Bet you didn't see that story in the deep state media. That's what a bunch of liars they are- the biggest military conflict since World War II is going on right now, and the mainstream press has made sure that they don't publish one word about it.
"US Under Military Law, Congress Arrested, War With CCP Won and No One Knows It"
Well, Green Eagle seems to have missed that news, for sure. And oh, God, do we need some Conservative humor right about now:
"Joe Biden was sworn in as president of a bankrupt and defunct US Inc. Corporation. Just prior to his pre-recorded-in-Hollywood-by-Castle Rock Entertainment Inauguration, Washington DC, Capitol Hill and the White House were secured within miles of barbed wire fences and 60,000 National Guard troops.
Now over a week later, over 30,000 troops and the barbed wire fencing remained. Why?
An answer came early Mon. morning 25 Jan. when from 3am to 6am arrests of 80 to 140 Congress people appeared to be underway at Capitol Hill – after which Congress seemed to have disappeared. Why?"
Because Republicans are certifiably schizophrenic?
"In reality an Interim Military US Government had taken over Washington DC and was running our country. The two US governments: (1) a legitimate Interim Military US Government empowered by the Constitution and the Department of Defense under Military Code 11.3, and (2) an illegal, fraudulent foreign paid-for, foreign controlled (on the foreign ground of the District of Columbia) Biden Administration."
The whole idea of a military dictatorship "empowered by the Constitution" is just so colossally psychotic that it's hard to know what to do with people like this, other than put the most violent ones in prison and just put up with the others until they do the rest of us the favor of dying.
"The Military had been tasked with conducting a return to a gold/asset-backed dollar and to insure that the US Republic was restored to original laws of the Constitution as written prior to 1871."
More sovereign citizen cant, from the most violent and mentally disturbed people in the entire right. See my post from a couple of days ago if you do not know what I mean, but this is really an ugly turn by the wingnuts.
"With the nation now under Martial Law, Trump would remain as US President until all those who committed treason were arrested, including those who certified the illegal 2020 Election."
Sure he would.
"Donald Trump wasn’t worried about being impeached from the presidency of the bankrupt and defunct US Corporation. He had other plans. On 11 Jan. 2021 Donald Trump was inaugurated as head of the Patriot or Constitutional Party, which made him a candidate for US President, again.
The US Military was about to restore the US Republic to laws underlying the original Constitution as written prior to 1871. That election was planned to be held on 4 March 2021 through use of a transparent, secure and instantaneous Quantum Voting Computer where citizens could vote using their own computers, or phones."
More Sovereign Citizen cant. Man, I can't believe how fast this moribund cult has been resurrected. And it bothers me a lot, given how violent they have been.
"When Biden flew into Andrews on the 19th he came on a private jet and the military did not salute him. The protocol is salute the president always so him not being saluted by the military indicates that the military is not recognizing him as the president. Debunk that."
Well, if the military doesn't salute him (which of course never happened) why, then he isn't President. That was simple enough, wasn't it?
"Trump Plans Next Moves from Mar-a-Lago Command Center"...What was once a billiards room at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate has been transformed into a high-tech command center; gone are racks of pool cues and the half-dozen felt-covered tables where society’s elite played pool, replaced now by server racks and desktop computers that scrutinize, analyze, and record nearly every piece of data on Joe Biden’s ill-gotten presidency."
He's running the country from a former pool room. Yeah, I can see that.
Actual Photo of Trump cabinet meeting. No, I'm serious here.
And here are the obviously highly credible details:
"Affixed to a wall painted red, white, and blue—the colors of the American flag..."
How patriotic
"...are three digital whiteboards, each the size of a large flatscreen television. Names of Trump’s Democratic enemies fill the rightmost board—Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others who have endured Trump’s wrath, his political ire. The leftmost board is filled margin-to-margin with names of prominent Republicans who at one time or another presented themselves as allies of Trump, but who later treacherously abandoned him in hopes of salvaging their political careers. Mitch McConnell tops the list. Pinched between the names Keven McCarthy and Mitt Romney is the name Michael Pence, highlighted in red, with the word “traitor” beside it.
Nixon had his enemies list, but at least he never had the names written out in big letters and made the number one feature of the room where he is running the country. Well, Nixon never did think big enough.
"The center board is comprised of persons—politicians, top military officers, and intelligence officials—who have remained loyal to Trump despite political fallout. Names on that board include US Representative Jim Jordan, USMC Corp. Commandant Gen. David H. Berger, Michael Pompeo, and, among many others, Navy Admiral Phillip S. Davidson. Sometimes names transpose from one board to another; in the space of five minutes, Mike Pompeo goes from being Trump’s ally to his enemy and back to being his friend."
Make up your mind already, asshole.
"He taps a chubby finger on Admiral Davidson’s name."
Chubby but short.
"The screen fades out, the list of names becomes a list of military assets under Davidson’s—and by proxy Trump’s—command—a carrier task force, several Arleigh Burke-class destroyers, Los Angeles-class attack submarines, and an Ohio class ballistic missile sub, armed, Bannon says, with 24 Trident SLBMs. A world map shows their approximate whereabouts.
“And that’s just the Navy,” Bannon says."
All under the command of a psychotic ex-President. Or they would be if this was any more real that the march of Army Group Steiner to save the third Reich.
"Asked what percentage of the military supports Trump, Bannon gives a small nod of his head and says, “More every day."
It must be up to fifteen or twenty soldiers by now.
"Trump, Bannon says, stays in the War Room from dawn till dusk, zealously overseeing operations and ensuring that every meticulously vetted employee performs his job to exacting standards."
Oh, sure he does. Working away just like he always did in the White House.
“Team Green” monitors all cable television stations and the internet for derogatory news on Trump, and instantly refutes it. “Team Red” ferrets out dirt on both the Biden family and the criminal Cabinet, and stores that data on a thumb drive in a hidden safe that also contains Hunter Biden’s laptop and thousands of sealed indictments, which Trump intends to open once the election has been invalidated."
A hidden safe. Team Green. Team Red. Could anything be more infantile?
"He gestures at a computer that runs endless simulations of the 2020 election. Accounting for every contingency and variable, it has completed 45,000 simulations, all which Trump won, many in a resounding landslide."
And that is the story from the command center of the real President of the United States. Very believable too.
"Joe Biden may wear cotton candy underwear, but there are Generals and Admirals who aren’t far behind him. So the actual fact is that the U.S. Military that everyone expects to save them is just as filthy dirty though less obnoxious, as our Federal Civil Service— and both are foreign owned and operated, ultimately by the Pope."
Hey, I thought I just read that they are on Trump's side.
"Was It Fake Hillary Clinton Or Fake Bill Clinton, Or Fake Both, At Clone Biden's Fake Inauguration?! Conclusion: Based on my year’s of study with clones. I’d say neither one is original. Bill maybe played by an actor, and they used a mask, and maybe even cgi. Hillary is also not the original, as the original died a long time ago according to Ashtar… and what we may have here is a fresh clone, hot off the clone assembly line. The eyes are too accurate… chillingly accurate. So what we saw at the fake inauguration is fake Bill and fake Hill… is anyone really surprised?"
The eyes are too accurate...chillingly accurate. Nothing proves that they are clones more than the fact that they are so much like the real people.
"US Military at the White House Arresting Congress...
Special Operations (SOF) units including 4,000 deputized National Guard soldiers acting as US Marshalls, have served indictments on, or were about to arrest 67% of Congress. Early Mon. morning 25 Jan. between 3 and 6 am Military vans, buses and police cars, along with a multitude of police and Military troops, were very busy at a blacked out White House.
“I just watched everyone in the White House arrested” declared an unnamed person"
There's that unnamed person again.
"Early Mon. morning 25 Jan. between 3 and 6 am a blackout occurred in Washington DC around the White House."
The outside lights are turned off at the White House between 3 and 6 am every night, you stupid jackass.
"Even though the Mass Media have refused to report it, the US has been functioning under Martial Law since Sat. 9 Jan. An Interim Military US Government was actually running the US and they saw President Biden as a treasonous agent. A few days before Joe Biden’s Inauguration and due to foreign interference in the 2020 Presidential Election, Trump had instigated the Insurgency Act, declared Martial Law and deferred his power to the US Military."
"The two governments ruling the US right now: (1) a legitimate Interim Military US Government empowered by the Constitution and the Department of Defense under Military Code 11.3, and (2) an illegal, fraudulent foreign paid-for, foreign controlled (on the foreign ground of the District of Columbia) Biden Administration."
And what would a wingnut delusion be without the sealed indictments? Oops, this time the deep state seems to have struck back:
"Five thousand sealed indictments have gone missing from a fortified safehouse where Trump and his loyalists have been planning a return to power, according to a Washington insider who once worked as a liaison between Trump and intelligence officials at the NSA."
Much more believable than thinking that the indictments never existed. And what about that "safehouse?"
"In the aftermath of a crooked election and an unceremonious ejection from the Oval Office, Trump at once began erecting a network of safehouses from where he could plot Biden’s demise without Deep State interference."
"He stashed a whopping 50,000 sealed indictments among the safehouses, 5,000 at a hardened facility a few miles from Charlottesville, Virginia. Asked where Trump had placed the safe, our source would not say. He did, however, reveal that it had been “blown open” by a shaped charge. He was clueless as to why Academi mercenaries neither heard nor reacted to what must have been a thunderous boom."
Yeah, why did they not react to what must have been a thunderous boom? And by the way, another first from Donald Trump- the first President to live in a "safehouse" while plotting the demise of the real President- exactly as specified in the Constitution.
"Trump, he added, planned to open the sealed indictments after demonstrating that Joe Biden had stolen the election and compelling the Electoral College to once and for all overturn “a fraud election the likes of which no one has ever seen.”
Well, you've been talking about this for months, dimwit. Bring it on already.
"The Vatican Has The Head Of Nimrod From The Tomb Of Gilgamesh Pickled In A Jar."
Just thought I'd mention this fact if you need a snack. It might go well with a Caesar salad made from the real Julius Caesar. Wait a minute- I thought it was Hillary who eats dead people.
"President Trump invoked the Insurrection Act placing authority and responsibility upon U. S. military commands to proceed with their statutory duties to defeat the insurrection and preserve constitutional government...
No he didn't.
"A source believed to be reliable..."
Believed by who? No comment about that.
"...says Pentagon officials were prepared to arrest Joe Biden and numerous others on January 20 at the time of the scheduled inauguration, but were deterred from doing so by an undisclosed consideration (perhaps threatened use of a weapon of mass destruction)."
"An undisclosed consideration," of the very kind usually to be had from sources believed to be reliable.
"I am informed that firing squads are very much on the agenda for January and February...firing squads could be used on the White House lawn, with kneeling traitors and the firing squad shooting down into the grass. There is no need to set up a wall. There are those that want the firing squads at Guantanamo, but I personally think they need to be right here in DC, on the White House lawn. First up, subject to Military Tribunal process and judgement: the Governors of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Georgia, and Wisconsin followed by the Governors of California and New York. The Old Guard (photos and links below) is the logical provider of the entire spectrum of capabilities needed to do national-level firing squad executions for treason."
Well, glad that they have the details all planned out.
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And here is a sample of how the mainstream press is covering things these days, from the Washington Post:
"Open hostility broke out among Republicans and Democrats in Congress on Thursday amid growing fears of physical violence and looming domestic terrorism threats from supporters of former president Donald Trump, with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi leveling an extraordinary allegation that dangers lurk among the membership itself."
"The events reflected the extent to which the country’s legislative branch, which has for years been mired in partisan bickering...Some Democrats are expressing fears that Republican lawmakers — who in some cases have tried bringing weapons onto the House floor — cannot be trusted. Some have bought bulletproof vests and are seeking other protections."
"On Thursday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) publicly admonished Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.), a leader of the election challenges, after he signaled support for her position on an unrelated issue.
“I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out,” she said on Twitter. “Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.”
See, the Republican treachery, violence and treason is really just "Open hostility among Republicans and Democrats." Just the same on both sides, even though it is the Republicans who are threatening, and actually attempting to assassinate Democrats, and the Democrats are responding in kind by stating in public that they don't want to be killed. Just the same.
And I am sorry, but I just can't let this go without pointing out how much of wingnut crap is just filled with hatred of Black people and Jews:
"There is always the Danger in this Communist movement that the Blacks, the Jews are using as shields, will learn WHO Ran the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade and WHO Owned those Slave Ships and WHO SOLD those Black Slaves (and made vast wealth from it $$$ and how many of these Jewish Families are still the “1%” today because of this Black Slave trade they ran) and WHO owned most of these Black Slaves……and it was not Irish or Germans or the white race…..Let’s hope the Blacks Wake Up! It’s The Jews Stupid That Invented Communism as they are antiGod antiFreedom antiFree Speech and antiChrist! They always like to use a frontman just like they are doing today with China. The Jewish banksters created Communism in Russia and China with the help of Jewish controlled America.
Communism is diametrically opposed to God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob’s commandments and ordinances. The Jews who invented communism hate all religions and their god is Lucifer!
That's Jewish Communism, which is opposed to the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, who were all, of course, Jews. Don't think about this too much.
Only Messiah Jesus can save us!"
Nothing can save you, assholes.
And let's just end with this sick piece of kitsch:
"Trump Takes Photo Crying At Congressional Border Wall"
And if you think this is a real photo or that that son of a bitch Trump is really crying, you truly are lost to reality. Well, God, was that painful. And believe me, more is to come, and let's hope it brings us as many laughs as it has for years, because the alternative really is frightening.
Note: There are probably some big typos in this post because after writing it I could not bring myself to read it again to check for errors. Sorry, please forgive me.
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