Monday, January 4, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

Trump wins the biggest moron of the century award, anyway.


There are some strange seismic shifts occurring in wingnut world the last few days.  I want to discuss this, but first, I want to talk about the Nashville bombing, which seems to be nothing but the work of a sad man who wanted the whole world to know when he committed suicide.  The following "explanations" for the bombing are all drawn from one source, Before it's News, which is an aggregator of right wing commentary that I have been following for some time.  Please note that every one of these articles could be found on this site at the same time:


"The Left Destroyed An At&t / Nsa Facility That Was Going To Audit Voting Machines...Yes, the left has elevated election theft to violence, destruction and murder. No one died at the blast site, they played a speaker telling people to stay away but prior to this they have been killing people."


It was the left, which prior to this has been killing people.  No details of that, for some reason.  This writer adds the following:


"Note the date of the tweet. This can no longer be found because the account has been suspended."


Gee, I wonder why that might be.


"There were also reports of Adam Schiff getting arrested which I refused to post, but since other people blew that one to the moon I might as well post that I did not miss that. I just chose not to post it. It is probably true."


It is probably true.  On some planet or other.


"Does Nashville Bombing Signal a CIA vs NSA War?  The Nashville bombing Christmas day, where a recreational vehicle exploded after giving an evacuation warning, points to a possible violent civil war emerging between factions of the US government itself, linked to the Trump-Biden election controversy."


Or maybe it's not the left, it's a war between the CIA and the NSA.  Yeah, that makes sense.  What would be a more logical act of war between US agencies than to blow up a bomb in downtown Nashville?


"Initial bombing reports spoke of ill persons and choking firefighters, and radioactivity being gauged, suggesting a nuclear-material ‘dirty bomb’. Six months earlier, on 22 June, the Nashville Tennessean newspaper had published a right-wing prediction of an ‘Islamic nuclear attack’ in Nashville"


Or it's a dirty bomb set off by Islamic terrorists, just like some right winger predicted.


"The Nashville Explosion (100% Deep Fake) From Targeted Dominion Voting Machines to the CGI Dog Walking Ghost in the 'Bombing' Video...So as soon as I heard about the Nashville Christmas Day (morning) Explosion the first thing that I did was punch the key words into the Gematrinator and shook my head knowing that it was an immediate psyop."


Or it was a psyop by the deep state.


"The Deep State has struck back against Trump with this Nashville bombing."


Or it wasn't a psyop, but it was done by the deep state.


"Could This Be A Prelude To Invasion? Global Pentagon Network Now Tied To Recent Event In Tennessee!"


Or maybe an invasion by the Chicoms, like the recent one reported in the wingnut press where US troops killed 20,000 invading Chinese soldiers in Maine, without taking a single casualty, and without anyone but right wingers knowing about it.


"Breaking: Nashville Explosion Was Actually a Missile Strike & the Target Was the AT&T/NSA Hardened Switching Facility “Spy Hub” 


Or it was a missile strike, not a bombing at all.  And it wasn't after voting machines, but a "spy hub."  Just like in the movies.  Bad movies.


"The former owner of the building is reportedly Cerebus Capital, which is tied to Yagoobzadeh, which acquired some ownership of Dominion Voting Systems."


Which proves that Dominion Voting Systems blew up the RV.


"Navy Seal Michael Jaco: High Tech Laser Used In Attack In Nashville...Kinda looks like the light that was seen prior to the forest fires in Northern CA.  The yellow RV was just a cover for the laser attack.  Why isn’t US Space Force tracking and taking out the satellites/ships firing the D.E.W.’s ?"


Or it's high tech lasers, set off by who knows who.  First they torched forests in California, then a street in Nashville.  Yup, I can see how that all ties together.


"Sun. 27 Dec. was not a good day for Joe Biden. The former Vice...appeared connected to the Christmas morning Nashville explosion that destroyed Election Fraud evidence...The Christmas morning Nashville explosion targeted AT&T which was awarded a contract for an audit of the Dominion Voting Machines believed to have switched Trump votes to Biden. The Tenn. incident appeared connected to destruction of a printing press that produced water marked ballots for the 2020 Election said to have proven that Trump won the election by an 81% vote."


And of course, Joe Biden must have been behind it.  And it was not about destroying voting machines or a spy hub, but about destroying a printing press, which for some reason was in an AT&T building.


"None of which, of course, was mentioned in the Mainstream Media that still claimed Joe Biden was President Elect."


None of any of the above was mentioned in the mainstream media.  I wonder why that might be.


And can I remind you that all of the above could be found on one wingnut website at the same time a day or two ago.  There is just no way to overstate the stupidity and willingness to believe anything that suits their purpose that you find among these people.  This is a part of our population who have been ruined, intellectually and morally, beyond any hope of repair.

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Now, let me discuss something rather strange, which I first noticed on Christmas day.  Suddenly a considerable number of right wing websites have just stopped talking about the election results being overturned by the courts, or even repeating their nonsensical arguments that the election was stolen by Biden and Dominion Voting Systems.  When I first noticed this, I thought that maybe they were just giving it a rest for Christmas, but no, they seem to be erasing from history all of those miserably failed lawsuits.  I mean, there still is some of it, but most of it is gone in favor of another psychotic delusion which I will discuss next.  


"Big News As Republicans Assemble To Challenge Electoral College On January 6th! The Battle Is On!"


"As President Donald Trump is expected to receive an unexpected number of Electoral College votes from states with ongoing controversies and contests relating to the 2020 presidential election, the opportunity is rapidly approaching for both Vice President Mike Pence and the Republican-led Senate to, with help from Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) in the South, deny the Electoral College votes of battleground states with suspicious or fraudulent election results.  One likely scenario is for Congress to eventually confirm 232 electoral votes for President Trump, and 227 for Biden."


A "likely scenario."  Likely in the event that the entire Republican party decides to destroy the experiment in democracy begun by our founding fathers.  In other words, sad to say, not that unlikely.


Ted Noel, American Thinker:  "It's for Mike Pence to Judge whether a Presidential Election Was Held at All..."


We all think we remember an election but maybe we were wrong.


"On January 6, a joint session of Congress will open with Vice President Pence presiding as president of the Senate.  His power will be plenary and unappealable.  You heard that right.  As president of the Senate, every objection comes directly to him, and he can rule any objection "out of order" or "denied.  the president of the Senate is the final authority on any motions or objections during the vote-counting.  There is no appeal."


There is no appeal.  No appeal to sanity, anyway.  I could go on and on with examples of this literally psychotic delusion, but I am sure you have heard enough about it already.  Time for some other delusions:


"Jeffrey Epstein is the Kraken"


The kraken is not any of the dozens of lies spewed out by Trump's lawyers in their streak of 60 losing court cases in a row.  It is actually Jeffrey Epstein himself, who is still alive (his supposed suicide being an example of Trumpian thousand dimensional chess) and is spilling the beans on all of the baby eating Democrats. 


"Trump is about to charge Pence with treason, as Pence prepares to flee the country...(Trump attorney Lin) Wood said Pence was a “trojan horse” in the White House who had been aiding and abetting “agents of evil” for almost four years...Wood went on a tweetstorm calling on the president to label Pence an insurrectionist and have him executed via a firing squad.  If Pence sides with the Electoral College, Trump intends to handcuff pence on the spot and hand him over to the military to face a military tribunal."


And in case you wondered, here are two photos that prove that Trump is removing Pence from official White House records:



The article claims that Trump had Pence removed from a White House photo in an absolutely Stalinesque act of pique.  Not that it would be beneath him to do this, but if you look at details of the images of Trump and Pompeo, you can see that they are not the same.  In fact, this is one of a number of pictures with various people that Trump had taken that day, in the same location.  But to wingnuts, this is proof that Trump is about to have Pence charged with treason if Pence does not sabotage 250 years of American government to keep Trump in power.


"People Dropping Like Flies From The Vax, Empty Hospitals And Tik Tok Nurses! Must See Video"


Just another lie.  Nobody has dropped like a fly from the Covid vaccine, or it would have been all over the news. As an added feature to this item, here is a picture of someone suffering from horrible side effects of the Covid vaccine, according to numerous right wing websites:

Horrid, huh?  Actually, this is a photo of a man who is suffering from a very rare reaction to acute alcohol poisoning, which must have been known to whoever found it, and was certainly easily discovered by me, right clicking the image and doing an image search.  This reminds me of one of the earliest deliberate misrepresentations I ever saw in my long pursuit of right wing lies, the following photo:


This is a photo of one Julia Pastrana, the Mexican bearded lady who was, early in the 20th century, a featured sideshow attraction at the Ringling Brothers circus, and became quite famous.  I saw the picture in the late sixties, in the Thunderbolt, an early right wing propaganda publication.  In that article, she was described as a crossbreed between a black person and an ape, proving that black people were not human.


"Ukraine Releases Bombshell Information on Biden Today!"


This story is actually from seven days ago.  I wonder where the bombshell went.


"Trump's Genius Plan May Just Work! Turns Out The President May Be 5 Steps Ahead Of Washington Again!"


The only way that he will be fives steps ahead of Washington ever again is when he runs out the back door of the White House with the silverware in his suitcase.


"Jerome Corsi: Biden Loses as States Decertify Biden Fraudulent Win"


From the man who brought you the Swift Boats.  Will it surprise you to learn that the number of States that have "decertified" Biden's win is currently zero, and is going to stay that way, because Biden won in all of them, and "decertifying" the already cast votes of the electors is not a thing?


"Donald Trump always looks like he’s going to lose just before he wins. In the end God always wins."


Trump is God.  Got it, Jerome.  And here is a little taste of what is going on in the rest of the world, while Republicans ignore open treason:


"China Shocked : The U.S. Military Easily Destroy Chinese Military Bases in South China Sea  Islands"


An open act of war, exactly equivalent to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Without a single word about this massive act of war making it into any mainstream news report around the entire world.  Those damned deep staters and their lying press!


"Educational side note: The entire two Party system was a fraud by the Talmudic Banksters post overthrow of our original organic Federal states compact government [Usurped in the 1860's by Crown / Vatican by THEIR Constitutionally - banned foreign agents"


We all love education, don't we?  That was our wingnut lesson for today.


And what would Wingnut Wrapup be without a little antisemitism?


Jews supported Nelson Mandela!  A proof of how evil they really are.


"Car Waxes are a SCAM."


Well, if they think it is important enough to cover, why shouldn't I?


"Masonic Werewolves In Utah."


That too.


"March 20, Trump called the State Department the “Deep State Department.” Standing behind him, Fauci made a dismissive hand gesture, dropped his head, and rubbed his forehead.  Trump took it as a personal slight. Trump doesn’t forgive or forget."


HE RUBBED HIS FOREHEAD!  TREASON!!!1!1!!  A personal slight- prison for life!


"Steve Quayle once told me that he was seeing unprecedented military movement in Montana. Today, scarcely a day goes by that I do not get a reported sighting of either Chinese or Russian troops on US soil."


And Bigfoot too, who is nothing but a Red Chinese agent.


"These sightings are common on National Forest Grounds."


Well, at least the Bigfoot sightings are.


 "In fact, what we are we seeing is the mobilization for war. Russia and China are preparing to invade the United States and they have been for sometime.  Out of patriotism and love of country: a great President was forged in the fire!"


A great President?  Which one? Because it sure as hell isn't Donald Trump.  If he was "forged" in anything, it was a pile of cow dung.


"THE UNSETTLING SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE US SPACE FORCE LOGO AND THE UNUSUAL CONFIGURATION OF THE FIRST NAZI CONCENTRATION CAMP SACHSENHAUSEN"

The similarity is striking.  If you are Schizophrenic.


I mean, it's all so obvious when you think about it.  What better to design the Space Force logo after than the site plan of a Nazi concentration camp? 


"REAL? Executed: Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Woody Allen, Sandra Bullock etc etc #Adrenochrome #Frazzledrip #Hollywood"


What? They got Han Solo?  Well, I always did think Trump was some relation of Jabba the Hut. 

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And lets just finish on the following account of Trump's behavior after his already legendary phone call:


"Shortly after, an enraged Trump summoned Acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen to the Oval Office. Understanding the threat of Republicans acting against the interest of their party, Trump asked Rosen whether presidential privilege allowed him to arrest Raffensperger for “refusing to correct election fraud the likes of which no one has ever seen.”


“I got rid of Barr because he is a traitor, and weak,” Trump purportedly said to Rosen. “I brought you in. They say you’re a good man, a great man, a man who will tell me what I need to know. Something’s gotta be done about that guy [Raffensperger], can I do what I need to do?”


“You’re the president. You can do whatever you want,” Rosen said without missing a beat.


“Good answer. That’s what I need to hear,” Trump allegedly replied. “You’re much better than that Barr character.”


Trump then ordered Rosen to draft a formal accusation charging Raffensperger with several high crimes and misdemeanors, including seditious behavior, treason, fraud, and malingering in times of national peril.


“From what I’ve heard, Trump will act on the indictment only if the certification process favors Biden, which he’ll take as meaning nearly everyone, Democrats and Republicans alike, are complicit. If that’s the case, I don’t expect it’ll stop at Raffensperger. A lot of names might be dropping, and a lot of people might be going down between now and January 19,” our source said.


Charged officials, he added, will be tried as enemy combatants, which means the rights and provisions of the Geneva Convention do not apply to them, nor does the Constitution of the United States. They will not be prosecuted in open court; rather, they will be detained at GITMO to await a military tribunal."


And with that, I think I am going to pull the plug on this edition of Wingnut Wrapup.  I actually had quite a few more things saved, but really, when the President of the United States is more delusional and corrupt than any of these people could ever imagine being.  what's the point?


You might notice that I have not really dealt with the one hour recording of Trump attempting to criminally extort the Attorney General of Georgia into falsifying his State's electoral result.  I'll deal with that in another post today, I promise you.


3 comments:

Bruce.desertrat said...

I almost (almost, mind you) want to check out "Masonic Werewolves in Utah" with the hopes that it's a very weird cover of a Warren Zevon song...

Victor said...

It's times like this that I blame nature and nurture for giving me a conscience, otherwise I could be worth tens of millions of dollars grifting these poor gullible dim/nit/half/fuck-wit's!

Here's the question I want to ask one if these feckin' eedjit's:
"If a VP can choose the winner of the presidential election, then why didn't Al Gore just choose himself as the winner over George W. Bush 20 years ago?
But I think I'd just confuse the fucking morons.

Green Eagle said...

Victor, setting myself up as a right wing con man has occurred to me too, and I fully agree with your point. The analogy I always give when Republicans are credited for being so smart for what they do is this: Suppose you and I were walking down the street one night and we passed an old lady. I shoved her to the ground, grabbed her purse and ran away; you didn't. My profitable behavior would not be the result of my being smarter than you to think of such a thing. Anyone could think of doing that, but decent people just don't. It is the same with Republicans. They are not smarter than us, they are just willing to do things that we would never do, because they are wrong.