Sunday, August 25, 2013

Wingnut Wrapup

I must admit that, for a few weeks, I've just been so sickened by the slime dumped on the country by the right, that I've kept away from the wingnuts.  Well, I took a look today, and they seem to be back to their usual idiotic, furious form, so here we go:

Heather Ginsburg, Town Hall:  "Jindal Takes Down 'Radical Left' in Latest Keystone Speech"

The radical left- something which does not really exist in the United States, unless you can find a few million committed Stalinists hiding away somewhere.  Or unless you consider centrist, business-friendly Democrats like Obama the radical left.  In which case, right wing guys, yeah, you're taking them down, but only in the sense that you are taking the whole country down with you.

By the way, Bobby Jindal... one more ignorant Republican moron, who passes for an intellectual, because it's all they've got.

Town Hall:  "Gun Rights Supporters Hold Open-Carry Rally"

Big deal.  I mean really, big fucking deal.

Mike Shedlock, Town Hall:  "Prepare for War as Pentagon Refines Syria Response...Preparing a wide range of military options and sending forces to the area is hardly encouraging. So mentally prepare for the US to engage in another senseless, unwinnable war, that we cannot afford in the first place."

You've forgotten, Mike that we have our guy in the White House, not yours.  Our guys don't get into senseless, unwinnable wars.  You wish they would so you could run around claiming that Dems and Republicans are the same, but they're not.  So go back to sleep and leave the adults alone.

Daniel J. Mitchell, Red State:  "Tax Migration and Federalism Mean Doom for Left-Wing States such as New York, California, and Illinois"

Doom.  DOOM, I tell you.  They've been predicting this for decades now, and no signs yet that the doom is approaching.  Oh yeah, the greed States (i.e. States filled with Republican) have stolen a lot of jobs from the other States.  And as long as they keep breeding stupid people who will work for starvation wages, they probably will continue doing so.  Luckily, the Smart States (that's us) keep driving the real engines of the economy, so we probably will be forced to go on supporting the Republican States with our tax dollars, like the shiftless welfare queens they are.

Doug Giles, Town Hall:  "Dear Black Thugs: You’re Making It Hard For White Devils to Believe You’re Innocent Children"

A serious comment from one of the right's most unrepentant pigs.  Racist?  DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM RACIST just for pointing out that all black people are thugs.  YOU'RE the racist, Mr. liberal!  So there!

Kevin Glass, Town Hall:  ""One Very Bad Idea": President Obama's Student Loan Proposal"

One very bad idea:  making it possible for kids to get an education.  A bad idea for Republicans, anyway.

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Why Are We Treating the Muslim Brotherhood Like The Victim in Egypt?"

We are?  Who knew?

John Hayward, Red State:  "What passes for “leadership” in the modern “civil-rights” community has frequently compared the shooting of Trayvon Martin to the brutal murder of black teenager Emmett Till in the 1950s.  One of the people who did this is billionaire Oprah Winfrey, fresh from nearly destroying the life of an innocent Swiss shop clerk by falsely accusing her of racism"

Not much to say about this one, except that things like this show how out of issues wingnuts are these days.  Poor guys- one resource I thought the world had an infinite supply of was lies.

Bob Owens:  "NY thug tried to murder rival gang members, missed with every shot, got stomped to death for his trouble."

So what?  By the way, it didn't take a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun; it only took some other bad guys with boots.

Chris Queen, PJ Media:  "The End of Restaurant Tipping?"

Hey, a new way to screw the poor.  That's using your heads, guys.

David Swindle, PJ Media:  "Michael Walsh Names the Founder of the Criminal Organization Destroying America for Two Centuries…"

Why who else?  The Democratic party, of course!  Just ignore the fact that the Republican party at this point is a corrupt political conspiracy which is destroying the country, and pretend that it's actually Thomas Jefferson and FDR who are the crooks.

J. Christian Adams, PJ Media:  "Christians Murdered All Over Egypt, New Puppy at White House"

Obama has no right to a puppy when something bad is happening somewhere.

Michael Walsh, PJ Media:  "It only took the GOP 80 years to discover what a little backbone and a few functioning teeth can do."

Yeah, in Republicans' hands they can destroy the country.  Aren't you proud of yourselves?

Mara Zebest, Gateway Pundit:  "DHS Racist Employee With War Against Whites Website Calls Obama a ‘Mulatto F**got’

Horrible! Of course it's fine when you guys say the same thing and worse every day of the year.  At least this guy left out the Communist Muslim terrorist minion of Satan part.

Larry Klayman, Renew America:  "Finally, there is good news in the Middle East. The Egyptian military, having removed the Muslim Brotherhood President Mohamed Morsi after he and his terrorist group hijacked the democratic process, is now in the act of systematically destroying this Islamic cancer on the Arab state's secular body politic. But the good news for Egypt and by extension Israel, its Jewish neighbor, is bad news for Barack Hussein Obama, our so-called "Muslim president."

In a statement issued yesterday from the stronghold of the left, Martha's Vineyard, where the "mullah in chief" is vacationing on our dime, Obama bellowed, "The United States strongly condemns the steps taken by the Egyptian interim government and security forces." 

"Mullah in Chief"..."our so-called "Muslim President"... called by whom, Larry?  Congenital right wing liars like you?  Man, that carries a lot of weight.

Jake Jacobs, Renew America:  "Can constitutional conservatives be consistent within their righteous cause?"

Righteous cause?  Are you kidding me?

Alan Caruba, Renew America:  "I am tired of being called a white racist"

Stop being one, you vicious jerk.  Needless to say, Alan's whole column, except for his whining about being called a racist, is devoted to attacking black people.

Jeffrey T. Kuhner, Washington Times:  "Who betrayed Navy SEAL Team 6?  Congress must discover how they were marked for death...Republicans must get to the bottom of this burgeoning scandal. Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah and Rep. Darrell E. Issa of California have now launched an official probe into the deaths of the SEALs."

Get ready for it, folks.  The Benghazi "scandal" turned out to be nothing but Republican lies and smears, so now they are moving on to another gigantic smear:  the notion that Obama is somehow responsible for the deaths of members of Seal Team 6.  And of course, Darrell Issa is leading the pack.  God in heaven above, it will never stop.

World Net Daily:  "'Mystical': Pope says 'God told me' to quit "

Right ahead of the posse.

Jack Cashill, American Thinker:  "How Responsible Is Obama for the Oklahoma Killing?"

Totally.  What else did you expect a right winger to say?

Taleeb Starkes:  "If G.W. Bush Had a Son, He'd Look Like Christopher Lane"

Bush does have a son, and he doesn't look anything like Christopher Lane.  I guess you forgot about that, Taleeb.

Newsmax:  "Dick Cheney Defends NSA"

A defense of the NSA.  From the guy who brought us torture.  How comforting.

Well, wasn't that fun?  Enough for today- see you soon.

1 comment:

Capt. Fogg said...

" Our guys don't get into senseless, unwinnable wars."

Please let that be true