Remember the Campbell family from New Jersey? Papa, Mama, and little Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and their two younger siblings?
Well, Papa Heath Campbell has gone to court to get custody of little Adolf Hitler et. al. returned to him because, why, how could anyone question his fitness as a father. And here he is, showing up at court for the hearing, resplendently attired in a Nazi uniform:
"Let me prove to the world that I am a good father," he said.
"I've never abused my children, I only name my children...Basically, what they're saying is because of my beliefs and I'm a
Nazi, that us people don't have any constitutional rights to fight for
No, Heath, we're not questioning your right to try to get your kids back. What we are questioning is whether there is a judge in the country crazy enough to think you ought to have them.