In the face of an impending humiliating rejection by the voters of his own State, Rick "Never Met A Lie I Wouldn't Believe" Santorum has withdrawn from the race for the Republican Presidential nomination, giving a near sure lock on the nomination to Mitt "Never Met A Lie I Wouldn't Tell" Romney.
Of course, this must be making for a lot of joy in the camp of Newt "Never Met A Lie I Didn't Tell First" Gingrich.
And the Republican race for the Presidency rolls on.
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I had a moment of panic as I considered who would fill all the cabinet positions and head all the agencies, if Romney wins!
Allen West for Secretary of Defense/Commie Hunter!
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