Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Things We Don't Believe But Wish We Did

'In an exclusive interview with CNTV-4, Ivana Trumps claimed the American President is obsessed with the size of his genitals, and has already tested “every product on the market” in order to increase the size of his penis.

“When we were married, he would take 5 or 6 different types of drugs at the same time and he used his penis pump twice a day. He would also measure his dick every night to see if it had grown.”

According to the former model and socialite, he even overdosed twice, in 1989 and 1991, after ingesting more than 300 penis enlargement pills in a day.

“He literally popped pills like candy. It made him sick and gave no results, but he kept taking more and more. It was one of the main reasons we got divorced.”

She says the president still takes penis enlargement drugs, but has reduced and stabilized his consumption to approximately 45 to 60 pills a day."


One Fly said...

I'll bite!

This can't be true.

Green Eagle said...

That's why this post has the title it does. Not that I have a shred of doubt that Trump might do this, just that we'd never be lucky enough to find out.

Jerry Critter said...

One of the problems that Trump has is that because of his past behavior, anything about him now is believable.

Green Eagle said...

Exactly. If he will have prostitutes urinate on him, this is totally believable.