Wingnut Wrapup

 "Situation Update: Game Over! Trump Won!"

Trump won what?  Asshole of the century award?  Anyway, that's what they say.  Before going farther here, I want to add this note:  Anyone who is foolish enough to remember any of the details of my Wingnut Wrapup posts lately, may have noticed that many of the claims below are repeated, week after week after week.  And when they never happen, nobody cares.  They just postpone the date when, for example, Hillary and Fauci are going to be executed, Republicans are going to get all of their taxes back, Trump is going to return at the head of a world-wide military government, and proof of all those thousands of eaten babies is finally going to be published.  I think that it is almost necessary to see this phenomenon play out to realize how little Republicans care about the truth, when it stands in the way of what they want.  And it is not about ignorance; they have all more or less voluntarily regressed emotionally to the state of a two year old, and there is absolutely no way to bring them back to adulthood. 

"On POTUS Order, We're Taking Back Our Country...On POTUS’ order, a state of temporary military control will be actioned and special ops carried out."

Which POTUS?  That would be ex-POTUS, loser Donald Trump.  The ex-POTUS is ordering military control.  Of course, the military will gladly comply, right?  No?

"certain laws have been pre-lifted to provide our great military the necessary authority to handle and conduct these operations [at home and abroad]."

Laws have been "pre-lifted."  That's an interesting concept, which I am sure can be found in the Constitution- a previous President "pre-lifting" laws to permit a military takeover led by himself.  Actually, there is a precedent for this notion:  The Enabling Act of 1933.  Don't know about that one?  Do yourself a favor and Google it.

"Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior public officials."

No, they are not.  "Public riots" are the provenance of right wing would-be fascists.  

"Everyone will get a Quantum Computer and a Quantum Phone."

Don't hold your breath.

"Lawsuits will no longer be needed, nor be a part of our system."

What about those lawsuits that Trump filed to keep himself in the White House?  And now on to Ukraine:

"Thurs. 21 April 2022 Mariupol is Liberated"

If by "liberated" you mean this:

"On Wed. 20 April 2022 the Ukraine Military Leader was asking for safety for himself, his Military and Ukrainian people in a third country"

As contrary to reality as anything you will ever hear from the right, even this:

"Are Zelensky And George Soros Cousins?"

Really...inquiring minds want to know.  The same article continues:

"The white race (approximately ages 18-50) are prophesied to be sent to slave labour camps in foreign lands.  Anyone over 50 and under 18 will be killed as they are considered as useless eaters by the Nazis as well as the Ashkenazis / Khazars."

Nazis and Jews- the same thing.  By the way, this is not that great a threat as there are very few people who are over 50 and under 18 at the same time.  Unless they mean over 50 years old and under IQ 18, in which case this could be a major threat to Republican electoral dominance.

"Russia‟s invasion of Ukraine was in reality, a war between Patriots for Freedom Worldwide and Deep State Child Sacrifice Satan Worshippers who, in a quest for power, wished to implement the New World Order Depopulation Agenda...The President of Ukraine was gay; owned a $40 million Florida mansion; was deeply connected to Hollywood and established Elites; hosted a multitude of US funded Bioweapon labs; paid Hunter Biden millions in bribes and was a full blown Nazi who was installed after the CIA and US State Department effected a violent coup to oust a democratically elected administration before silencing and jailing the opposition party leaders and turning off the real news in the country. And this isn‘t news? Why?"

Why? because every bit of this is a lie.  The whole scheme, however, is exactly the way Republicans plan on running the world once they take power again.  

And now, FAUCI!  Time for a little more FAUCI!  Sorry for the capitals, but it's not my doing:

"CLONE FAUCI IS 0 FOR 2, SEVERAL DAYS AGO FAUCI REQUESTED A 1 WK EXT TO RETAIN AN ATTY FOR HIS TRIBUNAL, AS HIS ATTY REFUSED TO TAKE HIS CALLS AND THEN TOOK HIS FAMILY ON A WK LONG VACATION TO EUROPE, STARTING ON FAUCIS 1ST APPEARANCE MON THE 18TH. VICE ADMIRAL CRANDELL STATED, YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO RETAIN AN ATTY, REQUEST DENIED. 0 FOR 1, MON 4/18/22 FAUCI MADE HAD HIS 1ST DAY OF TRIBUNAL. FAUCI SAT AT THE DEFENDANT TABLE ALONE, HE WAS GAZING UPWARD AND VICE ADMIRAL CRANDELL STATED, DETAINEE FAUCI ARE YOU WITH US WE HAVE TO START. FAUCI RESPONDED, THATS DR FAUCI TO YOU AND CRANDELL RESPONDED NOT ANY MORE. 0 FOR 2 VICE ADMIRAL CRANDELL STATED,” DETAINEE FAUCI YOUR BEING CHARGED WITH, TREASQN, SEDITION, MURDER, CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER, BRIBERY, AND MONEY LAUNDERING. FAUCI RESPONDED, THESE ARE NOT MY CRIMES, I WAS SET UP BY TRUMP AND RAND PAUL, OR WHOEVER AND I DONT RECOGNIZE THESE CHARGES, AND I WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS TO ME AND GET THEM. REAR ADMIRAL CRANDELL STATED, FAUCI WE WILL GAG YOU AND SHACKLE YOU IF YOU DONT STOP."

No sense dealing with this gigantic pile of garbage, but I would like to note that it is unusual for a person about to be tried on capital charges to be allowed to take their family on a vacation to another country.  

"Does Admiral Michael Mullen Have Evidence U.S. Presidents Ate Children Alive?"

No.  But so what?

"There are affidavits...that contain eyewitness testimony of torture and cannibalism by the elite that was turned over to Fort Campbell, Kentucky’ s Criminal Investigation Division by former MN judge Randi Lynn Erickson who had escrowed the evidence."

I can find no evidence that any person named "Randi Lynn Erickson" was ever a judge in Minnesota or anywhere else.  There is, however a person named "Randi Lynn Erickson" who is openly associated with both QAnon and the Sovereign Citizen movement.  Consider that when evaluating Randi Lynn Erickson's assertions.

"Did the U.S. Military act?"

No.  However, the same "Randi Lynn Erickson" does claim that:

"Federal court records show on February 15, 2022 Droel Law Firm said, “…as well as several murders by Hillary Rodham Clinton in Chicago in the early 1980s, which included the raping, torturing, and eating of children during satanic rituals”.

Very scary.  Droel further said, 

“…and other high-profile individuals, such as Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, Dan Quayle, Mike Pence, John Kerry, Muammar Gaddafi, Amy Coney Barrett, and Elon Musk to name a few, as being involved in some Satanic cult that tortures, rapes, murders, and eats children.”

Droel law firm.  Well, I'll keep that in mind.  Maybe they could represent Rudy in his upcoming trials.

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "So, Let's Talk About That Biden-Pelosi Kiss"

Biden gave Pelosi a little peck on the cheek after a recent political victory.  This is taken by Republicans as absolute proof that they eat babies.  I wonder what this is proof of:

Cara Castronuova, Gateway Pundit:  "Heartless Biden Regime to Rip Newborn Baby from Single Mom and January 6th Protester Felicia Konold...

Felicia Konold faces more than 30 years of prison time if found guilty for the crime of marching at the “Stop The Steal” Protest on January 6th. She has been indicted for the ridiculous charge of “Conspiracy” for walking next to a group of Proud Boys. The fake news media has painted her as a “Proud Boy.” (She is NOT, the Proud Boys are an all-male fraternity and drinking club.) Felicia’s newborn son will be taken away by the government if she is convicted and sent to prison."

First of all, "an all-male fraternity and drinking club."  Just like this, I guess:

Really, don't even start with Godwin's law here- this is exactly what these people are, or at least they are a pathetic imitation of this.  Anyway, The Evil Government is going to "rip" her newborn baby away from her if she is sent to prison for 30 years for treason against the United States, as opposed to allowing her to bring it up in a maximum security prison, where it will have a much better life.  How tragic.

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "The Tide Is Turning – Like Hunter Biden’s Laptop Is Real – Americans Know the 2020 Election Was Stolen from President Trump"

Just like Hunter Biden's laptop, Just like it.  I couldn't agree more.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Flashback: Never Forget – Brian Kemp and GBI Director Vic Reynolds Leaked Serious Confidential Info to Public on True the Vote’s Ballot Trafficking Investigation...Last week True the Vote founder Catherine Engelbrecht told Charlie Kirk that Governor Kemp thwarted their investigation into the massive Georgia ballot trafficking scandal. Kemp and GBI Director not only neglected to hold a serious investigation into this massive and coordinated election fraud scandal but they released confidential information to the media instead."

They "neglected to hold a serious investigation" into a gigantic pile of lying crap.  

Jerry Newcombe, Renew America:  "Some Christian reflections on “the slap heard round the world”

No thanks.  Jerry claims:

"The world is still reflecting on “the slap heard ‘round the world”—when Will Smith slapped comedian Chris Rock at the Academy Awards in front of millions of witnesses for telling a joke about his wife."

No it isn't.  Nobody ever really cared, but with all the horrors going on in the world today, this is what Jerry cares about- undoubtedly because it is the only story he can find involving two black men and violence.  Jerry maunders on, because of course he does:

"Jesus was “slapped” for us, in our place, so that we might have peace with God."

Yeah, but Jesus never won an Oscar, so who cares?  Did Jesus ever insult someone's wife while doing standup routine?

Rev. Mark H. Creech, Renew America:  "A preacher's musings about the Oscar slap flap"

Oh no, I'm not falling for that story twice.

"It's Showtime! Special Forces Arrest Dr. Anthony Fauci"

Again?  How many times has he been arrested now, a hundred?

"New Benjamin Fulford Latest Report: Plug Gets Pulled on Khazarian Mafia & Fraudulent Financial System!  Will Trump Be Reinstated?"

Just for your assistance in evaluating the above possibility, this information comes from one David Rodriguez, a popular figure with wingnuts:

"David “Nino” Rodriguez is an American heavyweight boxer. He was formerly ranked number 13 in the world by the WBC and number 12 by the WBA while 11 in the world by the IBA. During training for one of his fights, Rodriguez survived a brutal knife attack, the result of which was a near-death experience and a facial scar that runs clear from his ear to his chin."

Qualifications to speak out on the evils of Judaism and the future of Donald Trump, if I ever saw any.

"Durham: Clinton Crimes Largest Criminal Conspiracy in History!"

Oh, go to hell, already.  What a fraud this Durham guy is.  It is an outrage that his five year smear campaign under the cover of legal authority is not enough to put him in prison.

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Joe Biden Is Such a Joke...Even Saudi TV Is Mocking Him"

What, would that be the same Saudis that just paid the Trump family a $2 billion dollar bribe after Donald Trump did their bidding?  Okay, then.  Actually, it's fine with me.  I don't get any Saudi channels on DirecTV. 

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "For years, Disney films have been cited for their XXX-rated easter eggs. Some, like the underwater palace in "The Little Mermaid," are not so subtle. Those towers where Ariel's dad lives, or whatever that damn place is, are, uh, not family-friendly at all; it's a big collection of penises. The word "sex" is spelled out in the sky while Simba is relaxing in the jungle paradise, his place of exile, with Timon and Pumbaa. Also, what does Genie say as he leaps off the balcony?   It sounds like "all good teenagers take off their clothes."

People who see things like this in Disney movies really do need mental help.  Instead, Republicans put them in office.

"The liberal media hates DeSantis, and he's running for re-election. They're not going to lift a finger to investigate whether this is a huge problem with Disney or just its hiring department."

Okay then, whatever. Just for the record, I just finished working on my second Disney show in the last two years.  Nobody ever offered us a baby to eat on either one. Bad craft service, or are the suits hogging all the dead babies for themselves?*  Now, on to the newest Covid theory which is blazing a path through the right:

"The damage from Covid-19, the vaccines and Remdesivir Treatment all correlate with the damage done from Cobra Snake Venom."

Well, of course they do not in any way, but this is the new theory among a significant portion of wingnuts:  Covid vaccinations are actually made of Cobra venom, which destroys people's brains and turns them into zombies, controlled by the deep state.  That's what I've heard, anyway.  And here's a little more:

"Dr. Lee Merritt Speaks Out on Snake Venom in the Water"

This would be the same Dr. Lee Merritt who is the author of "Covid Slaves, Vaccines & The Great Reset - WAKE UP SHEEPLE"...just in case you are interested.  As a member of "America's Frontline Doctors" she personally profited from the hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin frauds.  A commenter has this to say about her:  

"After reading her bio, I just learned that her medical career began at the age of four"

And the development of her brain apparently ended at that point too.

"The Rats Are Turning On Each Other! Durham Giving Immunity!"

From Cobra venom?

This Cobra thing is such a lunatic theory, even for Q-Anon loons, that perhaps we can get a couple of laughs from its details:

"NIH (Fauci) funded and funneled money into companies who are using snake venom in their research to create Bio-weapons. The genetic sequences of antibodies in sick people in Wuhan back in 2019/2020 were not like those of bats but of protein sequences found in snakes, particularly the Chinese krait and king cobra. In April 2020, a research study in France (shown on screen) found that certain receptors in the brain called ‘nicotinic acetylcholinesterase’ receptors bind most tightly to these particular types of snake venom; the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2 is identical (or almost) to these 2 types of venoms.

In May 2020, a young researcher, Dr. Bing LIU at the University of Pittsburgh had been researching the genetic sequencing of spike proteins for 5 months and was going to make a press release on what he and his team had found. Instead, he was found murdered and the results have never been released."

Just to be clear, Bing Liu was murdered by a romantic partner.  Anyway, on with the show:

"Using snake venom in treatment can be an effective way to kill people without the substance administered being suspected. As the venom attacks certain organs (pancreas, heart, liver, spleen, brain, lungs, etc.), people with diseases of these organs will naturally succumb, apparently to their original health problem and not the treatment. Snake venom is thus an effective bioweapon."

Well, now you know.

"Source: “This Easter Weekend will be the greatest re-distribution of wealth mankind has ever known.”

Didn't happen.

"During the Russian Special Operation in Ukraine, it was established that US scientists from a laboratory in Merefa (Kharkov Region) were testing potentially dangerous biological drugs on patients of the regional clinical psychiatric hospital No 3 in Kharkov between 2019 & 2021.

There are a number of witnesses to these inhuman experiments, whose names we cannot disclose"

Of course not. Of course we can't "disclose" the names.

"The real inside report on the Nuclear Reactor in Ukraine that supposedly was being “attacked” – was an MSM lie/propaganda. The truth: the Nuclear Reactor was under repair and a fire broke out."

Just like the Moskova.  No, I promise you, I am telling you the truth.

"Russians only targeting Cabal Nazis and Military, no civilians:"

Boy, were there a lot of "Cabal Nazis" in Ukraine, many of them disguised as old women and children.  The monsters!  They deserved what they got!

"19.03.22 The West is checkmate!  Russia destroys a nuclear bunker with a conventionally armed hypersonic weapon!!!  The West can't hit Russia, but can be hit itself anytime and anywhere - and Russia doesn't even have to use nuclear weapons!  By the way, Russia has other hypersonic weapons, which can hit any target in the USA and can be launched from ships and submarines. Against all these weapons there are no defense possibilities."

Ships and submarines...just not the Moskova.  Does anybody except Republican fools believe a word any more about the supposed mighty Russian military, with its secret super weapons, whose only tactic these days seems to be slaughtering civilians and hoping that their living relatives can't take it any more?

"Servicemen of the Russian Armed Forces delivered a batch of humanitarian aid to Mariupol...The Russian Federation, guided solely by the principles of international humanitarian law, continues large-scale measures to provide comprehensive assistance to the population in the controlled areas of Ukraine"

Russian humanitarian aid:

Rev. Mark H. Creech, American Thinker:  "Why I'm still unvaccinated for COVID"

You're stupid.  Actually, being a wingnut leader and not a wingnut sucker, you are probably just lying.  You probably got vaccinated the first chance you could, but it's fine for you to kill your followers by claiming you are not.

Sorry, I take it all back:

"In August of 2021, I contracted a severe case of COVID, which lasted several weeks. I nearly died. I suffered a 105-degree temperature, which I cannot recall. I only know about it because my doctor told me. I could hardly think and process what was going on around me. I experienced profound flu-like symptoms, along with violent vomiting. Once I collapsed and went out like a light on the bathroom floor. I awakened to my wife calling out my name and rubbing me on the back. I have never experienced any sickness so severe. During a follow-up visit to my physician’s office, he shocked me by saying he was expecting me to die.

For several months afterward, I had to walk with a cane. My memory was significantly impaired. My cognitive functions were also blighted.  Currently, I’m being treated for COVID Brain and low energy."

Turns out, it was because you are stupid.

Laura Jenkins, Gateway Pundit:  "January 6 protester Dustin Thompson was found guilty on Thursday of a felony and several misdemeanors.

After Dustin Thompson’s guilty verdict was read, he was removed from the courtroom in shackles, with little objection from his attorney. It wasn’t expected that he’d be ordered detained like this before sentencing.  How could this have been prevented?"

Uuh, let's see...He could have not willingly participated in a treasonous attempt to overthrow the US government.  That's one way that it could have been prevented.  

"BREAKING!! NEW John Durham Indictments & Arrests!! Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama PANIC-MODE! PAIN IS COMING! Explosive New Developments! John Durham is The Punisher!  There’s PANIC In DC! Those Responsible For The [Coup Attempt] Against President Donald J. Trump, Will Not Go Unpunished! And Treason Is Only The Beginning! Corrupt Politicians And Their Fake News Propaganda Media Partners Will All Be EXPOSED For Their Crimes Against Humanity! Soon [They] Will Not Be Able To Walk Down The Street!"

John Durham is a criminal tool who is mangling the Federal Judicial system to try to manufacture evidence of Democratic criminality where there is none.  He is a conspirator in the true "crime of the century," the treasonous Republican effort to destroy democratic government in the US and replace it with a Republican dictatorship.  After five years on the public dime, he has produced nothing except fodder for Republican propaganda, which has been his only purpose all along.

And here's a nice poem:

"..Donald Trump

Ready to Go

If You Know, You Know

The Son of the Storm

When it rains, I am the one who knocks.

And, The Time is Right!

Kiev is about to fall,

Revenge against the Khazarian’s is imminent.

Prepare for Operation Z"

They are thrilled that Kiev is about to be conquered by a murderous dictator.  They have so polluted the minds of their base that they can simply admit this in public without consequence.

"I urge all Americans to prepare for Martial Law...General Flynn will lead The Storm of 17 nations’ Militaries for the world’s biggest Military Coup ever. Well over 140 militaries were already involved in making Mass Arrests of Global and Political Elites indicted – of which cases have been signed off at the Hague International Court of Justice.

The world will then function under US Military Law until new and transparent Free Elections can be held in various countries, plus those to be in charge have trained in concepts of the Original Constitution of 1776."

The US military, directed by unelected tyrant Donald Trump, will rule the world.  The American dream finally comes true, exactly as the Constitution envisioned.  Washington and Jefferson and Madison must be so proud.  God, this is sickening.

*Still plenty of donuts, however.  I don't want you to think we are suffering too much.  Of course, for all I know, Disney Donuts may be made out of dead babies.