Wingnut Wrapup

The rewriting of history is on:

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Cotton: Say, Why Did Obama Reject Republicans' Proposal to Fight Russian Disinformation?"

Republicans' proposals to fight Russian disinformation.  That's rich.

Cortney O'Brien, Town Hall:  "Speaker Ryan's Office Furious Obama Didn't Sign Troop Pay Raise Before Vacation"

She forgot to mention that the same bill that provided a "troop pay raise" also stripped due process rights from all Federal employees, military or civilian.  An old Republican trick- attach  a popular provision to a miserable, cruel piece of legislation, and then smear Democrats who won't go along with the whole package.

David Limbaugh, Town Hall:  "Democrats Care About Their Power, Not About Russian Hacking"

We care about not living in a dictatorship, David.

Christine Rousselle, Town Hall:  "2016 Killed People's Belief In Santa"

So sad.  Actually, I didn't know that much of anyone over the age of 7 believed in Santa Claus, but maybe we are talking about the readers of Town Hall here, as they seem to have a mental age of about 7.

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Wisconsin Leftists Lose Their Minds When Electors Vote for Winning Candidate"

At least they had minds.

Dennis Prager, Town Hall:  "Where Have All the Christmas Decorations Gone? A Meditation on Joyless Secularism"

All the Christmas decorations have disappeared.  Man, this guy will tell any lie without an ounce of shame.  Dennis continues:

"Where I live (near Los Angeles) you can drive for blocks without seeing a single home with Christmas lights"

You're Jewish, Dennis.  Los Angeles has the third largest Jewish population of any city in the world.  I bet you live in a Jewish neighborhood.  Figure it out already, dumbass.

Kentucky Dana, Red State:  "The left aren’t really concerned about health; they’re just concerned with their genitals"

Right, Dana.  I bet you almost believe that.  Funny that, if that is true, it never came up in the Democratic debates.  Now, where did it come up?  Let me think for a moment now...

Faith Moore, PJ Media:  "Why I'm Teaching My Son to Believe in Santa Claus"

Just guessing here, but is it because as a good Republican you see it as your duty to get him used to believing lies at an early age?

Roger Simon, PJ Media:  "Freezing Cold? Time to Rename the EPA the Conservation Agency"

See, it's been cold in the Eastern United States the last couple of weeks.  That proves that global warming is just a hoax:

"It's not just Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio who obviously benefit from this racket, er, "great cause." Much of the public at large has been brainwashed.  As many have noted, global warming and, more generally, environmentalism have become the religion of the liberal."

No, Roger, truth is the religion of the liberal.  You wouldn't get that, I guess, since selling out to the hyper-rich is your religion.

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "The CIA's dirty tricks against American democracy"

In this insightful article, Cliff informs us that it is a blow against democracy to let us know that the Russian dictator rigged our Presidential election.

"However, the idea (liberals) propose – that the controversy can be solved by President Obama declassifying evidence – is not practical."

It's just not practical to tell the truth.  Not with Republicans in charge, anyway.


And get ready for it, this next one is quite a rant:

Larry Klayman, Renew America:  "We must hold accountable Clinton-Obama criminals

I predicted it weeks ago, after Donald J. Trump won the presidency on Nov. 8, 2016, as a result primarily of white working class backlash against the discriminatory policies and actions of President Barack Hussein Obama, an invidious anti-white, anti-Semitic and anti-Christian racist who Trump's opponent Hillary Clinton had wrapped herself around politically. Clinton and her comrades in rank criminality – and I am pointing my finger at her sleazy campaign manager, former Clinton White House chief of staff John Podesta, Huma Abedin, her Palestinian girlfriend with family ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, Cheryl Mills, her corrupt lawyer and top adviser, her "hit man," the Mafia-connected Harold Ickes, and Terry McAuliffe, the Clinton fundraiser and now governor of Virginia who paved the way for criminals and illegals to vote – will simply not go quietly into the night."

Poor Larry.  With Republicans in charge, he's losing all his excuse to con money out of right wing rubes.  Maybe if he screams loud enough and tells enough lies, they will still send him money to fight people who aren't even going to be around any more.

Sher Zieve, Renew America:  "Obama-Clinton bots rabid, puerile and just plain pitiful"

Whatever, Sher.

Reverend Austin Myles, Renew America:  "...Obama's citizenship and birth details raised suspicions immediately. One must be a natural born citizen to run for the office of President of The United States.

Born under the name, Barry Soetoro and raised as a Muslim, he was required to adopt a Muslim name, which was and is, Barack Hussein Obama. Not much was known about Obama except that he had a history of homosexuality.

His handler George Soros invented him, had him schooled by Communists and managed to get him into U.S. political leadership as a Senator from Illinois. This prompted the Kenya newspapers to brag: "A fellow Kenyon, born here, one of us...is now a United States Senator!" That says it all.

We do not know all the details about Michelle, their marriage, or their children. First of all, when this is examined, there must be DNA samples from both Obama, Michelle and their two children. That will provide some extraordinary revelations."

Now they want DNA samples from the Obamas.  It will never end.  There's lots more here- this guy goes on and on, but I've got to pull the plug somewhere.

Robert Meyer, Renew America:  "Alinski lurking in efforts to stereotype Trump supporters"

Alinsky. It's like a broken record.  They just can't move on.

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "The blood of Aleppo is on Obama's hands... It's amazing how CNN's talking heads can devote so much time to the "scandal" of Donald J. Trump's sons participating in interviews of cabinet picks, but can't connect the dots between the bloody tragedy in Aleppo and President Barack Obama's pro-terrorist policy in the Middle East"

I BLAME OBAMA!!!!   I guess it was inevitable.  A dictator faces a rebellion halfway around the world, and it's all the fault of Obama and his "pro-terrorist policy."

Tom Trinko, American Thinker:  "People Who Hate Humanity...modern liberalism ignores people and supports making the Earth as human-free as possible"

Who knew?  Of course, deliberately inciting a nuclear arms race could never be seen as "making the Earth as human-free as possible."  No, that's just good for business.

Bishop E. W. Jackson, American Thinker:  "The left has brainwashed our young people into comparing our country to some imaginary utopia of “social justice” rather than to the world as it is."

Why strive to be the best we can be, when it's good enough if we act just like ISIS?

Charles Battig, American Thinker:  "The next great sucking sound...Climate computer-derived forecasts have consistently failed to match long-term climate reality."

Yeah, that's true.  Reality has consistently been worse than the computer models.  Charles forgot to mention that.

Michael Walsh, PJ Media:  "Moscow to DNC: Stop Whining, You Lost"

Because now it is our duty to do whatever Vladimir Putin tells us to.  After all, that is now standard procedure for Republicans.

Michael Walsh, PJ Media:  "This Is Why We Have the Electoral College"

So Republicans can win by having their base's votes count three or four times as much as Democratic votes.

"Or would you prefer to be governed by West L.A. and the Upper West Side?"

Personally, I would rather be governed by the decision of the majority of voters, not by Vladimir Putin.  Oh, and by the way, in case you didn't catch that, "West L.A. and the Upper West Side" means Jews.  The electoral college protects us from being governed by Jews.  Remember things like this, the next time you wonder what kind of a campaign the Republicans would have run against Bernie Sanders.

Well, enough.  Not as funny these days as Wingnut Wrapups of yore- there really isn't much to laugh about when you are facing living in a totalitarian oligarchy.  Unless you are the totalitarians that conned people into voting for you.  Then, it's the funniest joke ever.