The Storm Is Here, I Guess

For those of you not familiar with wingnut jargon, "The Storm" is when President Trump finally unleashed the forces of justice against the Deep State and begins serving those 165,000 secret arrest warrants that have been issued against his opponents.  (by the way, no wonder he never gets anything done.  How can he work with 165,000 pieces of paper on his desk?) I guess the legions of QAnon followers out there must be getting tired of being told every single day now for three years that justice is going to come raining down within a couple of weeks, only to be endlessly disappointed, because today, the following list of people that have already been arrested by Trump and the "Justice" department has appeared online.  Get ready for it; it's a doozy:

Mitt Romney ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Britney Spears ARRESTED SERVING LIFE 
Christina Aguilera ARRESTED SERVING LIFE 
Miley Cyrus ARRESTED SERVING LIFE 
Bette Midler ARRESTED SERVING LIFE 
Robert Downey Jr. ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
George Clooney ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Adam Sandler ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Nicholas Cage ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Kevin Spacey ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Charlie Sheen ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
James Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Hillary Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Bill Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
James Comey ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Diane Feinstein EXILED TO CHINA 
Eric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Meryl Streep ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST 
Robert De Niro ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Richard Gere ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST 
Joe Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Hunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Mike Pence ARRESTED & AT GITMO, POSSIBLY EXECUTED, UNABLE TO CONFIRM 
Anthony Fauci ARRESTED & RELEASED FOR A TIME TO HELP TRUMP 
Huma Abedin ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
John Brennan ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
George H. W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
George W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Laura Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Jeb Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Dick Cheney ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
James Baker ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
James Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Tom Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Rita Wilson Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Madonna ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Lady Gaga ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Oprah Winfrey ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST 
Ellen DeGeneris ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST 
Stephen Spielberg ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST 
Harvey Weinstein ARRESTED & IN PRISON 
Jeffrey Epstein ARRESTED & SERVING LIFE IN PRISON 
Pope Francis ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Queen Elizabeth ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Phillip Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Charles Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Justin Trudeau ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Scott Morrison ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Harry Windsor ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Meghan Markle ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Angela Merkel ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Andrew McCabe ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Barack Obama ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Michelle Obama (Big Mike) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Bill Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Melinda Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
George Soros ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Maxine Waters ARRESTED &; AT GITMO 
Sally Yates ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Nancy Pelosi ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Joel Rogosin (writer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Matthew Seligman (musician) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Charles Gregory ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Hilary Heath ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Hal Wilner (producer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
John Prine (singer) ARRESTED &a EXECUTED 
Hunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
John McCain ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Troy Sneed (singer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Fred the Godson (rapper) ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
Eric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
John Kerry ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Loretta Lynch ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Lisa Page ARRESTED & AT GITMO 
Tony Podesta ARRESTED & EXECUTED 
John Podesta ARRESTED & AT GITMO


I was going to make fun of some of these entries.  For example, why was the producer of Knight Rider and Magnum PI included on the list, or some middling-famous English rock bassist?  And John Prine or Roy Horn?  But what really made me wonder is what the idiots who propagated this list are going to do when a large number of these people show up within days, going about their business?

Well, never fear.  An answer is ready for all of this:


"If this is remotely accurate I say  ‘In come the Clones like never before’ What a sad announcement for all Humanity this actually is. 

God Bless"

Yes, what we will be seeing will be nothing but clones, something unknown in the real world until now, because cross my heart and hope to die, all of the above people are out of circulation, arrested for eating babies or something.  And that will be far more believable to the blind hordes who still support Trump, than the notion that they are all being played for suckers.

And that is why our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion.

Comments

Infidel753 said…
Wow, those must have been some damn fast trials.

If Madonna got arrested and executed, Lady Gaga would have to do the same.

Seriously, though, I'm not too worried about the country -- not on account of stuff like this. The percentage of people who take this seriously is probably even less than the percentage that believe the Earth is flat or the Moon landings were faked.
June 30, 2020 at 12:18 AM
Magpie said…
Two things...
1/
"Scott Morrison ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST"
That would be Kirribilli House, where he lives as Prime Minister of Australia. Actually the secondary residence, but he seems to like it. He was certainly out and about today though... Dealing with some virus. I don't suppose Trump does that.
2/
Has anyone Russian been arrested for paying bounty on US soldiers? which the media and lawgivers were briefed about but not Trump... because if he WERE briefed then logically he would have to call Putin - and thereby take to task the man who goes to sleep at night laughing over the pee tape.
June 30, 2020 at 2:12 AM
Anonymous said…
these people beeb arrested some executed very true check out GITMO or transcripts on gov . Obama had a clone made but its not working the greatest they say joe Biden is clone many are clones or doubles clones been around since 1940,s research it.
July 18, 2020 at 1:07 PM
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August 30, 2020 at 9:19 PM
Unknown said…
I guess willonly time tell the truth in that case then..so we will have to wait patiently to find out won't we ?
February 13, 2021 at 10:21 PM
Unknown said…
I dont believe in clones sorry I so wish this was true but this is from last June 2020
February 15, 2021 at 11:35 AM
Dana Palmer said…
They have had convincing masks since movies such as Mrs Doubtfire, and Big Mommas House. Wake up, I know it's scary, but you have to accept you have been lied to your whole life, and the sooner you realise this the faster we can all move forward to making the world a better place. We have to stop blaming the victims. The globalists are the enemy and they have some in every country. No one single country is to blame
July 29, 2021 at 7:55 PM
Anonymous said…
so why are the vaccines still being rolled out if it is all a con ??
October 3, 2021 at 11:08 PM
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