It Was For Their Own Good

I am sure you have heard the following story today:

"3 cops allegedly ingest bleach in their milkshakes at Shake Shack"

The cops accused employees of the Shake Shack of trying to poison them with bleach.

Now, people are claiming it was all an accident, but I do not believe this for an instant.

What really happened was that the altruistic employees of the Shake Shack, in solidarity with the police, were only trying to follow Donald Trump's guidelines and protect them from covid19.  This is unquestionably the explanation of this incident.

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