Mark Davis, Town Hall: "John Bolton: The Wisdom of This Choice Is Made Clear in the Panic of Liberals"
Because starting a meaningless war or killing a few million innocent civilians is a wonderful thing if it pisses liberals off. We all know this guy is a certifiable lunatic, but since he scares liberals (or any other sane people) he's just who wingnuts want running the country.
Pat Buchanan, Town Hall: "Will the Deep State Break Trump?"
It might if it existed. Since it has as much real existence as Saruman, probably not. So we'll just have to go on hoping that someone else breaks him, before he starts a world war or causes a depression.
David Harsanyi, Town Hall: "The Facebook-Cambridge Analytica 'Scandal' Is a Nothingburger"
They're all nothingburgers! Treason is a nothingburger! Gross, open corruption is a nothingburger! Obstruction of justice is a nothingburger! Of course, Benghazi or Hillary's e-mails? Throw them in jail! Because it's all okay if Republicans do it, but it's a hanging offense for Democrats even if Republicans just made it up. Didn't you ever read the Constitution? That's what the founding fathers said. Right after they insisted that everyone has a right to walk around in public with an AR-15.
Jack Dunphy, PJ Media: "Why I Can't Defend Minneapolis Police Officer Mohamed Noor...I often use this space to defend – or at least explain – the actions of police officers. Not today."
Couldn't have anything to do with his name or his religion, could it, Jack?
Thomas Lifson, American Thinker: "Bombshell reveal: A grand jury already is hearing evidence on DOJ and FBI scandals"
I would never suggest you actually read this article; I bet it won't surprise you that there is not one thing in it that actually demonstrates that this grand jury exists. Lifson manages to twist a couple of generic remarks that have nothing to do with this alleged investigation, in order to lie to his ignorant readers, but that's all he has. Enough for him to construct an elaborate fiction, however, which right wingers will buy without a second thought.
Katie Pavlich, Town Hall: "Chief of Staff John Kelly is on the Hunt For a White House Leaker"
I.e. the one who told the story about Trump being warned not to congratulate Putin on stealing an election. "Leaker," in this case, as always with the Trump administration, meaning "somebody who told the truth."
Matt Vespa, Town Hall: "Teacher Who Trashed Military As Society's Lowest Of The Low Is Fired"
Whereas, President who trashed the military, the FBI, the national intelligence services, the Justice Department and every Democrat on earth gets cheered at rallies.
Lauretta Brown, Town Hall: "Dem Caucus Finally Gets Behind Pro-life Dem After He Wins Primary: 'We're a Big Tent Party'
No concern by Lauretta over the fact that, in the same district, the Republicans chose an open Nazi to run as their candidate. Here he is, proudly speaking in front of a neo-Nazi flag:
Terry Jeffrey, Town Hall: "Too High a Price for Republican Leaders"
And what would that price be? Supporting a traitor in the White House? Collaborating to steal six trillion dollars from the American people on behalf of their sociopathic campaign backers? Lying about every damned thing on earth? No:
"They will force you to pay taxes to the federal government and then turn around and hand some of that tax money -- as well as some money they will borrow from your grandkids -- to a group they have rightly accused of evil acts."
Of course, they accuse every decent thing the government ever tries to do as an evil act, and accuse every decent impulse that any human being on earth has as an evil impulse, because everything that does not enrich their backers is evil to them. Choose your poison, I guess: health care for the poor (the evil act in question here) or another trillion for the Koch brothers.
Joe Cunningham, Red State: "Liberals Are Going To Learn The Wrong Lesson From Conor Lamb’s Victory"
Liberals are going to stupidly believe that winning elections means they have a mandate to carry out their plans, when what it really means is that they should cave in to whatever the Republicans want. I mean, that's what they are supposed to do no matter what happens, huh?
"at least Donald Trump knows how to connect to voters’ beliefs in key areas."
As proven by his inability to lead his party to victory in any election not rigged by the Russians.
Fred T, Red State: "Florida Man Shoots Wife, Stabs Children, Burns House Down, Blames ‘White Devils’, Shouts ‘Allah Akbar’
Not one word today about "Texas Right Wing White Man sets off five bombs, kills two." I guess you have to write about what you get paid to write about. If you're a right winger, anyway.
Tom Knighton, PJ Media: "New York Times Takes 50 on $135K Trip on Private Jet to Sound Alarm on Climate Change...Not the Onion."
Apparently the people over at PJ Media think trying to deal with climate change is a joke.
Nicholas Ballasy, PJ Media: "Michael Moore to Dems: 'Never Forget' You're 'Electing the Jury for Impeachment'
God, wouldn't that be a great thing.
Susan Goldberg, PJ Media: "The Real Reason Toys R Us Is Closing That No One Wants to Talk About: Birthrates"
Another malignant right wing lie. The real reason is that it was bought by a pack of vulture captalists that stripped it of every penny of value that it had and left it to die. The same reason Sears and a thousand other companies have gone under the last couple of decades: the gargantuan greed of rich sociopaths. But better to blame Millennials for not having babies.
David Solway, PJ Media: "'Social Justice' Is About Anything but Justice...It’s part of a policy of wealth redistribution."
Listen, David, in a country where 43 people own as much wealth as the bottom 50% of the population, wealth redistribution is justice.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "More Leftist Fraud: NOAA Fudged Temperature Data to Delude Public on Global Warming Scam...These climate fraudsters should be jailed for life or sent to northern Alaska with only a sled dog and an axe....Real Climate Science reported..."
I think we can stop right there. There is a highly respected and multi-award winning website titled "Climate Science." RealClimate Science.com is a phony website designed to gull the suckers out there by trying to pretend it's the legitimate website, and full of the usual right wing lies about climate change. It is funded by dark corporate money, much of it believed to come from the Koch brothers.
Wes Vernon, Renew America: "Is California worthy of the United States? We fought a Civil War to force rebellious states to remain in the Union. Has anyone ever contemplated the possibility that at some point there may be movement to eject rebellious states out of the United States, to leave – with or without their agreement to leave?"
Go ahead, make our day. Give up one eighth of the American economy and the United States' major source of food and technological development. Give up the tax money extorted from the citizens of California which is used to keep virtually every red State in the country from going under. See where it gets you.
Sher Zieve, Renew America: "How is conducting an investigation based upon fake evidence legal?"
I don't know, Sher...maybe you should ask the people that ran the Benghazi and Hillary e-mails "investigations."
Rev. Austin Miles, Renew America: "New portrait of Trump driving liberals mad"
I'm not going to bother to show this idiotic portrait here, but I would like to point out that like every other liberal, I never knew this piece of junk existed. I just wanted to point out once again how obsessed wingnuts are with "driving liberals mad." Naturally, Rev. Miles failed to mention a single liberal driven mad, or who has even ever seen it.
Oh, to hell with it, you deserve a treat for reading this garbage. Here it is:
"I personally felt a lump in my own throat when seeing it, for the gratitude felt for Mr. Trump for putting his own wealthy life on hold to dive into the mess America has become due to a faulty steering wheel which he will fix. Embrace this portrait with your eyes and THINK. How fortunate that God sent him to us."
Well, Reverend, ignoring for the moment the fact that Trump didn't put his own wealthy life on hold for one second, and that he is doing nothing except making our American mess worse, let's just deal with what a crude insult you are directing toward your God to suggest that it was he, instead of a party of hate and greed filled humans, that brought us this nauseating excuse for a President.
John Dale Dunn, American Thinker: "The Great Victor Davis Hanson Takes On World War II"
Too late, Victor. It's been over for 73 years. Maybe we should hear your "take" on World War III, snce the President you love is working so hard to start it.
Christopher Chantrill, American Thinker: "Let's Call Liberal Activists 'Regime Hate Squads'
Hey, Christopher, how about if we call Conservative activists "traitors." At least we'll be pretty much telling the truth there.
Lloyd Marcus, American Thinker: "Homeschooling: The Best Hope for America's Future"
Hey, Lloyd, how about that homeschooled guy in Texas who just blew himself up in a car? Maybe if we could get a lot more homeschooled people to edit themselves out of the gene pool like that, you would be right.
And let me just make a point here: It is the responsibility of everyone in a democracy to see that every child has an opportunity to get a good education, not just their own children. That can only be accomplished through adequate funding of our public education system, something which no conservative on earth supports, since conservatism consists, in the end, of nothing but greed. And people like Lloyd are particularly against that notion, since very few educated people fall for the hateful ideology which is all that the Republican party has to offer.
Rick Moran, American Thinker: "Fox analyst Ralph Peters quits, cites network as 'propaganda machine'...Peters is an idiot."
Nothing like a well-reasoned argument. Well, at least Ralph Peters appears to be able to read and write, which places him a notch above the current resident in the White House.
Gabrielle Okun, Daily Caller: "Brazilian Women Hunger For White American Sperm"
Yup, that's what they are reporting. This is next, I guess:
Because you just can't believe the quantity of bullshit shoveled at you by right wingers without an opportunity for lots of practice.
Greg Pisarevski, American Thinker: "Is Eric Holder really qualified to scold Jeff Sessions?"
He's qualified to punch the smirk off that slimy bastard's face, and I wish he would get around to it already.
Conrad Black, Newsmax: "Russia Probe Best Outcome: End Criminalizing Political Differences"
I.e. let the Republicans off for the massive criminality and betrayal they have perpetrated on the government, or get ready for more Benghazi and e-mail persecutions from the Republicans.
Sputnik International (linked to by Newsmax as one of their featured stories:) "Who Could Benefit From Poisoning Former Spy Sergei Skripal? Russia had neither the motive nor the intention to poison Sergei Skripal, a former spy who has been living in Britain since 2010...he Skripal case could have been used by the US and Britain to further demonize the Russian leadership and exert considerable pressure on the Kremlin amid the election....Anglo-American intelligence agencies decided to conduct an operation to discredit Russia and Putin and cast a shadow over the Russian election and the legitimacy of the presidency in general"
Yup, it wasn't Putin up to his usual tricks, it was the deep state, those evil career government employees in the US and England, who actually poisoned this Russian spy. And right wingers are so far down the rabbit hole these days that this is an explanation of this poisoning which is as likely to them as the claim the Russians did it.
Newsmax: "How to Dissolve 50 Years of Artery Plaque"
Just to make it clear what sort of people read Newsmax.
Luke Rohlfing, Big League Politics: "Stormy Daniels’ Mom: I Will Vote for Trump “Every Time”
Yeah, the political opinion of a woman who raised her daughter to be a prostitute. That counts for a lot.
J. D. Heyes, Natural Health News: "Left-wing hate bigot John Oliver incites liberal mob to attack children’s book author"
Left wing hate bigot. John Oliver.
Maybe they're talking about a different John Oliver.
And now, let's end things with our traditional visit to Before It's News:
Before It's news: "Are we supposed to believe that it took them 3 weeks to find the Austin bomber? Is he really just another FBI-selected patsy killed to quickly make the case go away? Operation Gladio C (OGC)is in full swing through these not so United States of America. Deep State has been regularly using OGC strategy and tactics to counter the “Patriot Movement” that elected Donald Trump. This ongoing nationwide series of black operations is being conducted under the rubric of NATO’s Operation Gladio so the true perps can claim plausible deniability... the power elite is determined to make an example of Texas, that’s why! Should any other state in the union attempt to resist the dictates of Deep State, or the New World Order agenda being implemented by the globalists, they will be similarly terrorized."
This goes on for a while, but you get the idea: It's the Democrats and their evil government that actually carried out these bombings, not a home schooled, anti-abortion, gay hating right winger.
Al Duncan, Before it's News: "Trump Indicts 18,000, Including Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid"
Boy, bet you missed that story in the fake liberal news, huh? 18,000 indictments! Here, I didn't even know that the President could indict anyone- I thought a prosecutor or someone had to do that. Not any more, I guess.
"And here comes Donald Trump, trumpeting: “Make America Great Again, Americanism not Globalism,” with a promise to clean out the swap creatures. This was a death cry to the decades of achievements by the Shadow Government and its Deep State swamp creatures."
Curiously, nowhere in this incoherent thousand word rant does a thing about those Trump indictments come up. Strange, huh?
Benjamin Fulford, Before It's News: "The World Is About to Find Out Just How Horrific the Khazarian Mafia’s Crimes Were"
Never heard about the "Khazarian Mafia?" Hint: it's a right wing term for Jews.
Before it's News: "“Alliance Insider: ‘Stage 5 Will Start by This Weekend’”
Huh? Well, here's the explanation of that cryptic announcement:
“Our source within the Alliance, who we have been calling Arthur, recently briefed us on Michael Horowitz’ investigation into Deep State elements including Hillary Clinton’s use of her private email to handle classified information, recent assassination attempts on President Trump, the Military taking control of the CIA, Obama’s bloodline ties to the Rockefeller’s, Net Neutrality, the assassination of General Patton, solar flares and EMP attacks, political correctness, and a potential of mass casualties in the event of an extended grid down scenario.
“This is it. What we’ve been talking about, Stage 5 will swill start by this weekend. Satan’s 17 are going to get theirs by Saturday. The whole investigation – Muller, Rosenstein, and the rest of the 17 – all get smoked on or around Saturday… They’re Satanic. They’ve tied Obama, Hillary, Biden, Kerry, the war criminal that said we were baby killers, all of them are going to burn all at once."
What about who took the last of the cookies?
"The SEAL teams, the SWAT teams, the Dark Ops, the snipers, the rangers, the Delta Force, they’re all behind Trump and they’re ready to go hunting. As soon as the Deep State pokes up its head, the military is going to play Whack-a-Mole."
They're all going to go out and start shooting Democrats! Stock up on the popcorn, folks, the fun is about to start!
That's enough from Green Eagle today- he's got to put in some more time getting his bunker ready.