'Blest if I believe such a Poll Parrot as you was ever learned to speak!'
Monday, September 21, 2015
I Guess the Koch Brothers Didn't Answer His Prayer
Scott Walker suspended his campaign today, when he realized that, without a vast pool of Koch Brothers money, he couldn't convince his own mother that he was a decent human being. Don't worry though- If the Kochs should change their mind, he'll be back plenty damned quick.