Jeb!
It's Okay, Never Mind
The woman in this picture, equipped with the weapons and ammunition shown, was found outside a National guard base. She is apparently a big Glenn Beck fan, and believed that the base was a FEMA concentration camp. Think she's the only one out there? You just know this sort of thing is not going to end well.
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Bush -- the war family! We kill your kids.
And one of the first things out of his purdy mouth was this: "When did we ever beat Japan at anything?"
But the good news is that when President Trump gets done Japanese people will be driving Chevrolets and enjoying American engineering and the Japanese auto industry will collapse.
Which will create millions of Japanese unemployed, so those Chevys better be cheap…
They’ll have to be made right-hand drive too.
But anyhoo… How is America going to make them cheap?
Maybe make them in China? Heaven knows American workers are overpaid and should give their jobs away to people more deserving.
With drug money one assumes.
Got to keep the Mexicans down, like the good ole boys did so successfully at the Alamo.
Mexico is a real threat.
They were behind 9/11 and Islamic State is based there - everyone knows that.
Jesus can stay home and mow his own lawn.
God, Salma Hayek in From Dusk to Dawn was the ugliest thing I have seen since Jack Nicholson scratching his balls.
If it was stolen it would mean Islamic State would be defeated in quick order and we’d have peace in Iraq (And Mexico!) And Iraqis might misuse their peace and prosperity by buying Toyotas.
But probably Trumps greatest blow for modernity was when he said “I am being proven right about massive vaccinations—the doctors lied.”
Vaccinations are bad. Polio is good.
And the doctors lied . ALL of them.