Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Hey, This Idea Might Work!

You know, Jeb's idea of replacing every inconvenient fact of his life history with an exclamation point.  I expect to see others trying this out in future political bids:
See how well this is going?
And I bet you never knew that Sauron's first name was Louie.  See how that humanizes him?

Well, it's just one more great idea contributed to the American people by our favorite family of war criminals.  I hope you appreciate it.

2 comments:

Frank! said...

Oh I do.

Shaw Kenawe said...

I guess he had to go with JEB! Because JOHN! had too many other meanings?

And we know BUSH III! would never be accepted.