Rick Strikes Out
You may remember (not that I would know why) that Rick Santorum was hired last winter to be the head of Echolite Studios, a right wing Christian company that was going to make a huge impression on the film world. Well, I'm pleased to announce that their first film, an action-packed epic entitled "The Christmas Candle." Whoops- it was a huge flop, doing about a million in its first two weeks, after a production cost estimated at about $7 million. It thus follows in the tradition of a host of other right wing movies, most notably "Atlas Shrugged," which involves briefly circling the drain before vanishing from sight. Of course, I've rarely seen a one sheet that makes a film look more boring: But then, I have no doubt that it accurately represents this ninth-rate production. That's what you get, I suppose, when you hire a failed right wing politician to make movies. Even Goebbels did better than this piece of trash: Well, better luck next time...