Democrats, You've Been Suckered

The world's most honorable man

Let's face it- in the last two years of endless talk about Robert Mueller, the Democrats, one and all, have absolutely forgotten the single most important fact about him:

THE GUY IS A LIFE LONG REPUBLICAN.

Not just an ordinary Republican either, but one so loyal that he worked his way up to one of the most important positions in the government, as head of the FBI, an organization that has demonstrated constant Republican bias for decades.

And here's another fact which Democrats still haven't learned:

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN HONEST REPUBLICAN.

Oh sure, there are a few suckers out there in the heartland that actually believe the lies that the Republicans have spun for a century, but there isn't a single honest person among the big guys in Washington, and that includes Mueller.

So, let me present my cynical view of what Mueller did:  Mueller pulled off the feat which no other Republican has managed to do, and that is to serve Trump and emerge with his career and reputation apparently intact.  How did he do this?  It was so simple, really.  First, he conducted a thorough and watertight investigation, making himself look like an American hero.  Then, he simply refused to state the inescapable conclusion that Trump is a criminal and a traitor, while standing by and doing nothing while Trump and his corrupt Attorney General spent two weeks convincing the American public that Mueller had totally exonerated Trump.  The evidence is clear that Trump has committed not one or two, not ten or so, but literally hundreds of acts justifying impeachment.  But thanks to Mueller's inaction, the great majority of American voters are oblivious to that fact, and will probably always be so.

Mission accomplished, Mr. Mueller. And Democrats, if you want to save the country, you had better do it yourselves, and not count on lifelong Republicans to do the job for you.