At various times in the last couple of months, I have been tempted to report on endless predictions by right wingers that various Islamic groups were preparing to carry out massive attacks on the United States on this September 11th. But I didn't bother- too boring.
Well, it's now September 12th, and guess what? No attacks. The thousands of sleeper agents which wingnuts confidently assert have been implanted all across our country apparently stayed home and slept in. No nuclear missiles came zooming at us from Northern Iraq. None of those 12 imaginary stolen Libyan airliners crashed into anything. Nothing. That's what happened.
But keep worrying, Republicans. Because it's bound to happen next time.