Putin Explained By The Wingnuts

 It's sort of fun to watch the American right writhe in agony as it tries to find an acceptable explanation for the behavior of their true leader, Vlad, and his little toady, Donald.  Well, here is a pretty notable attempt, in line with a lot I've read in the last week or so, since Vlad went and did the sort of thing that all wingnuts are just longing to devote their lives to- killing the innocent in an impotent spasm of violent rage.  Really, it differs from Sandy Hook or Parkland only in scale, as the "ideology" of the perpetrators is largely the same.

I went to the trouble of transcribing this from a video.  The craziest stuff is all found in videos these days, as most wingnuts have very limited reading comprehension (that is not a joke, in case you wondered; it is clearly true.)  The video is produced by a group that calls itself "Patriot Underground," on the apparent theory, never disproven, that the bigger the lie, the more the right wing rabble will love it.

"Putin was swapped out a long time ago.   Putin was swapped out for a white hat.  That sounds like a fascinating angle right there."

That sounds like a deranged angle, actually.  I'd be more convinced by a claim that Putin had been switched out with a shaved baboon.  Swapped out by whom, I wonder?

"The Putin we're watching now is acting absolutely heroically in the view of everybody who is really awake and who understands what is actually happening in the world.  I mean, Russia is going in there, and they're doing the heavy lifting, in terms of going after the Khazarian Mafia..."

 

Putin's heroism in slaughtering thousands of innocent civilians stems from the fact that he is courageously going into Ukraine to slaughter the Khazarian Mafia, otherwise known as the Jews.  This sort of thing has a precedent in Eastern Europe, you know.

"Russia has proven once again, just like they did in World War II, that they're not afraid to fight and do the dirty work"

Well, at least that is true.  What they failed to prove in World War II is that they are not afraid to be the aggressors in a genocidal war.  I guess Putin is intent on rectifying that historical error, which is all that stopped the Soviet Union from being the darlings of the American right long ago.

"It's already too late.  Even if NATO were to go in and do something, Russia already controls the skies over Ukraine."

A simple lie, but only one in a million, so lets just move on.

 "NATO Can posture all they want, and they can even send weapons and, you know, logistics and equipment...I've even heard that a good portion of the fighting that is going on, you know, of the groups that are fighting the Russians, are Blackwater mercenaries...It made perfect sense that the Cabal would send in mercenaries..."

Whereas Putin has no need of mercenaries, as he can force millions of his own people to kill for him.  Much more efficient, and cheaper too.

"I mean, don't get me wrong- the Ukraine, being the homeland of the Khazarian Mafia...this mass of...what they really are, neo-Nazis, I mean, Putin's made it clear that they are fighting Nazis, and of course Q also made it clear that they are fighting a Nazi war"

Boy, a lot to unravel here:  First of all, Ukraine is not the "the homeland of the Khazarian Mafia," i.e. the Jews, as any idiot knows.  And Ukraine is not "The Ukraine," the title it had when controlled by Russians.  Calling Jews Khazarians does not give these monsters the right to claim Jews are Nazis, when by definition, Jews are pretty much the opposite of Nazis.  And Putin's claim that he is fighting Nazis is both deranged, and the sort of thing only a very stupid and malevolent person could believe,  which is hardly made more plausible by the alleged fact that Q agrees with him about this.  After all, we all know Putin is fighting a Nazi war; the only disagreement is on which side he is fighting.

"This version of Putin is (that he is) doing the world a massive favor.  The pieces are all fitting together in the way that they should, and the way they were planned to fit together..."

He is doing the world a massive favor by exterminating the Jews.  Just like Hitler tried to do.  Of course, Hitler failed because he didn't have the chosen of God, Donald J. Trump, on his side.  

"Bioweapons labs, thirteen of them, have been taken out, there have been thousands of children rescued from the DUMBs.  Odessa was a particular spot...there was a DUMB under there where they rescued a lot of children"

Last week's lies weren't enough, so here we are, recycling the child eating and pedophilia, which worked so well against Hillary, who is so bad that she is almost a Jew. 

"...really, what's happening is, is that Russia is going in surgically, and try to minimize civilian casualties..."

Surgical.  Like this, I suppose.

Seems to me that they could have minimized civilian casualties best by staying in their own damned country, but then, what do I know? 

"The intel that I've received is pointing in the direction of the White House being in control of large segments of the mainstream media, perhaps even all of it.  They're putting out propaganda that's so laughable and so ridiculous..."

Laughable and ridiculous.  Nothing like what I have recorded here, which is obviously the unvarnished truth.

"Look at how Russia is being treated on the world stage."

Just wait, Vlad.  Another year or so and, at this rate, this is how Russia is going to be treated, just like the last guys to try this stunt:

"The good lord himself wanted and needed for humanity to go through this near death experience..."

What near death experience?  Having to listen to Trump call Putin a genius?

 

"...to recognize how close we were to being completely wiped out and were it not for the Lord himself and him positioning, of course, some very very key players to safeguard our existence* we would have been wiped out...how many times could we have been wiped out by a non-terrestrial group, I mean, if there had not been forces in the world pushing back against these forces of evil...And there are whole different groups, I mean there have been non-terrestrial groups, but behind the scenes there have been groups I think that we're going to learn about..."

And here it comes- they go completely off the rails, screaming about aliens.  A sure sign that, somewhere inside their virtually nonfunctional brains, they know how hollow and, really, stupid all this is.

"Ascending to the fifth dimension is not easy because we are contending with all of the evil from the fourth dimension...the Cabal has tried endlessly and ruthlessly to keep us trapped in the third dimension..."

The fifth dimension?

 Whatever.  I guess it beats the fifth SS Einsatzgruppen singing the Horst Wessel song.

I just want to let you know that this takes us about a third of the way through this video, which is only one of dozens or even hundreds like it that appear every day.  Anyway, that's as much as I can take, and I would be surprised if many of you made it this far with me.  This is the sort of irrationality that the right is willing to embrace, rather than face how disastrously wrong they are, and I see no way to ever change their minds, except for people like Trump and Putin substituting something even worse.  I wish I could tell you that this is the most loathsome pile of lying garbage I have ever seen from the right, but it is dead ordinary these days, sorry to say.

*That would be Donald Trump, in case you didn't figure that out for yourself.  Donald Trump was "positioned by the lord" to safeguard our existence.  God help us if that is true. and I don't mean help us by supplying us with a few more Trumps to show us the way.