Monday, December 24, 2018

Green Eagle's Traditional Holiday Greetings



From the massive staff here at Green Eagle, best wishes to you all.

8 comments:

Sam240 said...

BALDRICK: …and I’ve nearly finished the Christmas cards.

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Oh, splendid! Let me see… [opens up a card he has picked up from the desk] “A Very Messy Christmas.” I’m sorry, Mr Baldrick — shouldn’t that be ‘merry’?

BALDRICK: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy — messy cake; soggy pudding; great big wet kisses under the mistletoe…

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Yes… I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you’re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas — or, indeed, any other time — is to make a pass at a water closet. However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.

BALDRICK: Oh…

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: …and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A… …and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all.

As Baldrick would say,

MESSY KWEZNUZ!"

Maryam said...

You don't have a massive staff. I bet it's not even one inch long.

Green Eagle said...

"When I take a look at you, baby, it shrinks to one inch. Normally it is about the size of a fourteen pounder from a Napoleonic frigate."

See how easy it is to come up with sexually degrading remarks instead of humorous replies? Anyway, do you have a problem with Cthulhu taking a day off to drink eggnog and open his presents?

Magpie said...

Merry Christmas Cthulhu. Keep whispering in the darkness.

Blue said...

Of course it would shrink when he looks at Maryam.

He'd prefer to look at naked pictures of Donald Trump.

Green Eagle said...

Blue, you are a disgusting piece of trash.

Rancid said...

Green Eagle,

Are you telling us you have no interest in watching the Russian urine tape, if it exists?

Green Eagle said...

No, that is not what I am telling you. I never want to see that tape. I would like to know that it exists and that it contains what Christopher Steele said it did, but as for seeing it? I'd rather be forced to sit through a screening of Battlefield Earth.