Green Eagle's Traditional Holiday Greetings



From the massive staff here at Green Eagle, best wishes to you all.

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Sam240 said…
BALDRICK: …and I’ve nearly finished the Christmas cards.

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Oh, splendid! Let me see… [opens up a card he has picked up from the desk] “A Very Messy Christmas.” I’m sorry, Mr Baldrick — shouldn’t that be ‘merry’?

BALDRICK: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy — messy cake; soggy pudding; great big wet kisses under the mistletoe…

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Yes… I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you’re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas — or, indeed, any other time — is to make a pass at a water closet. However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.

BALDRICK: Oh…

EBENEZER BLACKADDER: …and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A… …and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all.

As Baldrick would say,

MESSY KWEZNUZ!"
December 24, 2018 at 1:33 PM
Maryam said…
You don't have a massive staff. I bet it's not even one inch long.
December 24, 2018 at 6:32 PM
Green Eagle said…
"When I take a look at you, baby, it shrinks to one inch. Normally it is about the size of a fourteen pounder from a Napoleonic frigate."

See how easy it is to come up with sexually degrading remarks instead of humorous replies? Anyway, do you have a problem with Cthulhu taking a day off to drink eggnog and open his presents?
December 24, 2018 at 8:11 PM
Magpie said…
Merry Christmas Cthulhu. Keep whispering in the darkness.
December 24, 2018 at 9:22 PM
Blue said…
Of course it would shrink when he looks at Maryam.

He'd prefer to look at naked pictures of Donald Trump.
December 25, 2018 at 4:39 PM
Green Eagle said…
Blue, you are a disgusting piece of trash.
December 25, 2018 at 5:23 PM
Rancid said…
Green Eagle,

Are you telling us you have no interest in watching the Russian urine tape, if it exists?
December 25, 2018 at 10:14 PM
Green Eagle said…
No, that is not what I am telling you. I never want to see that tape. I would like to know that it exists and that it contains what Christopher Steele said it did, but as for seeing it? I'd rather be forced to sit through a screening of Battlefield Earth.
December 26, 2018 at 10:13 AM
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