Wingnut Wrapup

 Yeah, I'm back.  Let's just start out here with a wonderful picture, which I have seen multiple times in the last few days, just to get us off in the right mood:

Because we can all imagine Trump getting his suit wet to save a couple of babies.  My opinion is that they are babies with cancer, and he is taking them into the water to drown them so he can steal the money people donated for their health care.

And on we go.  Let's just start with one of those guys with a broken caps lock key.  Wingnuts never replace broken keyboards because even the cheap ones cost as much as a whole bunch of Oxycontin.

"MATT GAETZ ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, SMALL HELOS ALL OVER THE LA AREA, CARGO SHIP CRISIS A MILITARY OP, MILITARY OP IN SAN FRANCISCO, ADRENOCHROME FACTORIES SHUT DOWN, CLOSER TO BIG WAKE UP EVENT, RED OCTOBER, HUNTERS MOON, ALEC BALDWIN RITUAL KILLING ON SET, JAB VICTIM TELLS HER STORY, GOV TRYING TO GENOCIDE AMERICAN CHILDREN, MASSIVE STORM HEADING TO NE, BIDEN STATES HES NOT PRESIDENT, TRUMP TAKEN TO SAFE DESTINATION AND MORE."

Boy, that's a lot of lies in one paragraph, huh?  I just hope "Trump taken to safe destination" is a euphemism to "Trump finally involuntarily committed."

Matt "Perv" Gates:  "I think someone may be trying to kill me. And if they are successful, I would like my constituents and my family to know who stopped their arrest. Madam Speaker, on October 8, 2021, a Twitter handle, styled, CIA Bob is at your door, tweeted to @RepMattGaetz, ‘Looky here, pal. I lived in Portland. Portland has ordered a hit on you."

Someone is trying to kill you, Matt?  My guess is that it's your mother. 

Christian Patriot News:  "Shocking! Vaxxed Death Rate up 5427%"

Are you surprised to hear that the Christian Patriot News provides exactly no evidence to back up that claim?  Meanwhile, in the real world, the unvaxxed keep dropping like flies.  Pretty funny how these people keep screaming "Choose life."

We The People News:  "A Second Creature Has Now Been Discovered In The Covid Vaccine! ARE THEY PARASITES, SELF ASSEMBLING NANO BOTS, OR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. THE PUBLIC NEEDS ANSWERS!?!"

THE PUBLIC NEEDS ANSWERS!  Answers to how people can be so stupid as to kill themselves by the tens of thousands to salve the ego of a narcissistic loser.  Nobody has really figured that one out yet. 

Situation Update, Oct 13, 2021:  "Hospitals Now Suffocating Patients With Plastic Bags! - Mike Adams Must Video"

Yeah, of course they are.  Trust the biggest medical con man in the world to set you straight.

"Face masks are the new snake oil, in other words, as the quacks and charlatans that push them bask in their self-perceived superiority about the “science” behind blocking oxygen intake for health."

More from Mike Adams, a guy who could probably beat Trump in a lying contest.

And while we are talking about masks:

"JFK Jr. Is Alive - A Master Of Disguise Playing Many Roles"

Aah, a comfortable old chestnut.  The article continues:

"Don’t concern yourself with facial recognition or accents, that do not match JFK Jr. that is the point. The latex masks, voice boxes, full body armour that they can do are astounding."

Don't concern yourself with the fact that we have absolutely zero proof for this idiotic claim.  The lack of proof proves that we are right.

"I believe JFK Jr. plays in no particular order:

Intelligence Insider Agent “W”  Juan O Savin  John F. Kennedy Jr. Vincent Kennedy  John Durham Todd Bergun Milk Man Mad Dog White Rabbit tippy top shape Good Dog  Jim Watkins Jon McNaughton Santa Claus William Moon Trey Smith Cowboy  Vincent Fusca  Voice on Q plan to Save the World series Bald Secret Service Guy Mark Taylor Kim Clement Vince McMahon Field McConnel Gene Decode Alan Parrot  Joseph Gregory Hallett Russel J Gould John F. Kelly  Senator John Kennedy Doctor Q Tom Fitton John Soloman Steven Pinken Lark John Raymond Mike Lindell Wayne Willott AIRPLANE flying into Quantico & New Air Force One design. It’s like they are connected or something. N529JK N plane registration letter in US"

Enough schizophrenic gobbeldygook for now?  Okay, let's move on.

Senatorette Lindsay Graham:  “We had 40,000 Brazilians coming through the Yuma sector alone headed for Connecticut wearing designer clothes and Gucci bags. This is not economic migration anymore. People see an open America, they’ve taken advantage of us, and it won’t be long before a terrorist gets in this crowd.”

They have designer clothes and Gucci bags, but not enough money to fly to Connecticut- no, they had to swim across the Rio Grande with their Gucci bags.  At least they are headed to a place where they will blend right in, what with all that designer clothing.

Dr. Carrie Madej:  "What I Saw In The COVID Shots Appeared Self-Aware & Superconductive"

Self-aware...that beats you, Dr. Carrie.

Dr. Robert Young:  "Millions Have Died From The COVID Injections...The Vaccine Death Report shows all the scientific evidence that millions of innocent people lost their lives and hundreds of millions are suffering crippling side effects, after being injected with the experimental CoV – 19 injections. The report exposes the strategic methods used by governments and health agencies to hide 99% of all vaccine injuries and deaths."

This one is going to take longer to reply to, so bear with me, please.

The "Vaccine death report..."  Sounds ominous.  What might that be?  

Well, the Vaccine death report is a product of website named "Stop World Control."  Before we continue, let me just list a few other articles currently to be found there:

"THE FALL OF THE CABAL – Exposing The Worldwide Network Of Evil"

"Bill Gates- a Master Criminal who Destroys the World"

"10 REASONS TRUMP WINS  Despite Inauguration Of Biden"

"Babies could be born with tails and animal hair!” warn Turkish doctors"

I guess that should be enough to let you know where these guys are coming from.  If you need any more evidence, here is a photo they published of alleged cojoined twins resulting, I guess, from the Covid virus, although they could hardly be that old:

"Below you see two children conjoined at the pelvis, with one anus, one urinary tract, one bladder, two kidneys, and three legs"

Notice the careful placement of that pillow between them, and the mattress beside them to cover up the fact that this is a totally phony picture, that a three year old could see through.

I do want to point to a new turn I see in a number of Covid denier sites lately- the use of atrocity photos to scare their pathetic followers.  I've found some so atrocious that I could never show them to you, and of course they never come from Covid victims.  These people will sink to any depths to spread their lies, and sad to say, the worst is yet to come; as previous atrocities lose their impact they will resort to more and more abominable lies to keep their followers in line.

Can I just end this by saying that it is a monumental injustice that this "doctor" is not in prison, let alone being stripped of any supposed right he has to victimize people under the claim that he is practicing medicine.

Anyway, with my "database" of lying right wing sites at several hundred entries already, I thought I might have run through them, but this is a new one to me.

Here is a report from Politifact on this "Vaccine Death Report."

"Report shares wildly unfounded claims on COVID-19 vaccine...We rate this claim Pants on Fire"

You can read the whole thing from Politifact here.

"October Intel! Enter the Codes! No More IRS Soon! Well All Get Our Taxes Back!"

As I have said for decades, in the end, Conservatism comes down to CUT MY TAXES!!!!!  They are just a pack of greedy bastards.  The hatred and racism are just the warmup acts. 

"Suspicious Barges & Cargo Ships Off Our Coast! Is a Chinese Invasion Waiting in Cargo Ships Off US Coasts?  The invasion force fleet. You know it’s coming, just not when it’s to be activated. Good point!! Yes it would be very easy to hide a Trojan horse among all those normal container ships.. This was shot along the Huntington/Seal Beach Coast today.   I apologize for the shaky photography"

Here is the picture that accompanied this article, and which can be found at other places in right wing world:

The person is obviously claiming to have taken the photograph themselves.  An image search for this picture that took me less than 30 seconds revealed that this is a photo of the Norwegian freighter Tampa, which was denied entry into Australia in 2001, because it contained 433 Afghan refugees.  Anyone who cared to know the truth knew this.  Obviously, as I have demonstrated over 10,000 times in the last 14 years, nobody on the right does care what the truth is. 

"Fauci Indicted Boooom!"

Or his corpse, because, as has been amply documented here at Wingnut Wrapup, he has already been indicted, tried and executed five or six times already.

"Breaking News! Terrible Attack, Submarine US Navy Attack China Military Russian Attack US"

Huh?  Who attacked whom?  You can't keep the players straight without a scorecard.  Or maybe a couple hundred micrograms of acid.

"Jew AG Merrick Garland Must Be Removed – His Jewish Family Making A Fortune Off Of CRT! Garland Declares All White People Terrorists for Fighting Against CRT."

They are making a FORTUNE, I tell you, off of an obscure academic theory!  Nothing perfectly acceptable to Republicans like making a fortune off of stealing from kids with cancer, disabled veterans and college students.  Listen, liberals, there are apparently fortunes to be made in academic theories these days.  Of course, academic theories are much more evil than stealing from kids with cancer, because they make Trump supporters acutely aware of how stupid they are, so only a Communist would come up with an academic theory.  

"Garland said there has been “a disturbing spike in harassment, intimidation, and threats of violence against school administrators, board members, teachers, and staff who participate in the vital work of running our nation’s public schools.” As usual, the criminal Biden Administration is ignoring the First Amendment that clearly states that Congress shall make no law respecting the right of the people to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Notice they left a word out there.  I think the first amendment guarantees "the right of the people peaceably to assemble."  Threatening to kill the families of government officials because they won't participate in your rebellion is not peaceful, at least in my opinion as a non-lawyer.  But wait, there's more:

"JEWISH RUSSIAN AG GARLAND: TERRORISTS FIGHTING FOR THE WHITE RACE, GREATEST THREAT TO THE U.S."

Not just a Jew, but a Commie Jew too!  I just knew the Commies were in there somewhere.

Jordan Conradson, Gateway Pundit:  "BREAKING: President Trump Announces NEW Information From ARIZONA: “It Is Damning And Determinative! Will Be Discussing This Today.”

It never stops.  Of course, so far he has not said a word about what this new "information" is, and "today" was several days ago.  Just lying by habit, or does someone have a story cooked up about this?  Whatever it is, you know it's bullshit, but the MAGA folks never tire of it.  So far, only Gateway Pundit and one other even worse right wing site has run with this, as far as I can tell, but we'll see how far they push it.

Michael Jaco:  "It has been reported that Bill Clinton suddenly has fallen seriously ill. As we know about these elites, once they lose their usefulness, they tend to get sick or suicided. Is he truly ill or has he lost his usefulness to his evil masters??"

He's out of the hospital.  Maybe he regained his usefulness?  By the way, recognize the name "Michael Jaco?"  That was one of JFK Junior's alternate identities referred to above. 

"Biden Promises to Exterminate the Unvaccinated via Rumble"

Sure he did.  I'd be curious to know how he manages to use Rumble to kill them.  Maybe by boring them to death. 

"If he did promise that, he’s dung his own grave."

He's dung his own grave.  Right.  Meanwhile, the legitimate President is ready for action: 

I'd like to know who deputized them.  It sure as hell isn't the unemployed loser.

Logic Before Authority:  "Unstoppable Self Replicating "Hydra" Is In The Clot Shot! Scientist Discovers Hatching Eggs, Parasites Birthed After Injection! The Satanic "High Priests" That Control Hollywood. Communist Luciferian NWO. David Martin On Covid Fraud & Lies!"

Logic before authority.  Lies before decency, I'd say.

"All-out War: US F-22 fighter jets strike and destroy China's horrific like no other warplane"

I'm sure that sentence means something, but I am not sure what.  Funny when you can't even tell what they are talking about but you still know it's a lie. 

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "BREAKING: FBI Raids Home of Russian Oligarch Oleg Deripaska This Morning in DC – He’s Connected to the Steele Dossier"

Ha.  This has to be one of the funniest right wing twists on the truth we have seen in days.  As most everybody must know by now, Deripaska, through convicted criminal Paul Manafort, was closely involved in Donald Trump's corrupt relationship with Vladimir Putin, and also had corrupt dealings with Mitch McConnell.  Of course this is the central issue of the Steele Dossier.  That is how Deripaska is "connected" to the Steele dossier- it revealed his criminal involvement with the Trump administration.  To hear Joe tell it, Deripaska is all part of Hillary's plot to lie about Trump.  

Patty McMurray, Gateway Pundit:  "EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Kinney County Texas Sheriff Coe Announces Historic Plan to Deputize Local Citizens to Fight Back Against Biden Border Invasion"

I guess they are going to arrest Joe if he tries to sneak across the border.  Isn't it about time that we admit that winning the Civil War didn't work out so well for us, and let some of these asshole States go?

"The Deep State has had control of the US Taxpayer Dollar since inception of the IRS and Federal Reserve in the early 1900’s. This Illuminati-controlled Cabal has used up all the monies to where a fiat dollar has existed since the 2008 “Mortgage Crisis” when they were unable to even pay interest owed on their original loan of gold from the Chinese Elders."

The Chinese Elders, whoever the hell they are.  Apparently they have a lot of gold to loan, so I at least appreciate the fact that this is the first theory about rich foreigners controlling the world economy that doesn't involve Jews. 

"A study done by none other than Dr. Fauci showed that in the 1918 “flu” epidemic of the people who died, it was not from the flue, but from bacterial infections caused by, you guessed it, …wearing a mask!"

Right. 

"In 2014 90,000 children went missing because of a Globalist Compact of Immigration for Open Borders signed and supported by the Obama/ Biden Administration according Oscar Ramirez, a veteran Mexican journalist based in Tijuana. Evidently the compact has led to a massive Antifa black market of organized crime and child trafficking syndicate that Obama/Biden supposedly created themselves, including their lock up of over 20,000 children in cages."

Where did they even get the money for all those cages?   

"Russ Dizdar Has Passed Away From Covid After He Talked About Demon Possessed Soldiers...Christian author Russ Dizdar Has Passed Away After He Talked About Demon Possessed Soldiers"

"As per the exclusive reports and sources, Russ Dizdar was suffering from the Lethal-disease and his health was kept deteriorating as time was passing, and his health complications were increased enough as well, which became the major cause of his death."

Russ Dizdar was one of the better known right wing Evangelical Covid deniers in the country.  I don't give a damn about his well deserved death from Covid, but it was interesting to see how hard the right tried to avoid ever stating plainly what he died of.  Just can't take the truth, so they will keep on dying.

And I think that will do it for today.  Let's just go out on this wonderful graphic which manages to lump the Catholics, the Communists, the Jews and the masons all together in one huge evil cabal.  By the way, what do you think the odds are that any of the people involved with creating this graphic has ever read one paragraph of Francis Bacon?