Hillary's Execution- The Absolute Truth

As promised, here is an account of the execution of Hillary Clinton at Guantanamo Bay last week, completing my three part series on her trial, which contains the absolute truth about the event, you can be assured.  If you want to read my two posts covering the liveblogging of her trial, which are every bit as grounded in reality as what I am reporting today, you can find them here and here.

Anyway, here is the story:

“The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day.

Because nothing going on today is causing the people of the world to have more anxiety than whether Hillary Clinton is still alive.


Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton.

Because Trump and Rudy would be invited to the execution, the military still being loyal to them, and of course they would accept, having no more delightful way to spend an afternoon. 

Under military guard, a shackled Hillary Clinton was escorted from Camp Delta detention block to gallows made of steel latticework, with a downward swinging door beneath her feet, that the Army Corps of Engineers had erected in a clearing near Windward Point Lighthouse, on GITMO’s southern edge. Affixed to a steel beam was a rectangular box with five circular, red buttons protruding from the case. In front of each button stood a uniformed soldier. Atop the platform, another soldier slipped a braided noose around Clinton’s neck.

Glad to see the apparatus described in such loving detail, making it crystal clear that everything contained here is true. 

Vice Adm. Hannink addressed the execution detail: “When I say ready, and not one moment before, you will poise your left index finger in front of the button. You will keep it hovered there until I say execute, and then you five must simultaneously press your button. Only one of the five buttons will trigger the door, and none of you will ever know which button that was. Do you understand these instructions?”

“Yes, sir,” the five bellowed in unison.

Not one moment before! They bellowed in unison!  How military!  How majestic! 

A chaplain and a physician climbed the 13 steps leading to the top of the platform and stood beside a soldier who was checking to ensure the noose was secure around Clinton’s neck. Below them, Vice Adm. Hannink asked if Clinton wanted last rites or had any final words.

Clinton broke silence. “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me,” she said, her voice a witch’s cackle.

Because of course she would speak in a witch's cackle just before her execution, being as how she is a minion of Satan. 

“It’s already done,” Donald J. Trump shouted up at her.

The natural response of any decent person attending an impending execution is to taunt the prisoner, right?  How Presidential, or ex-Presidential of Trump. I'm just surprised that he didn't shout out that he could still give her a pardon, for the right price.  And then keep the money but welch on his end of the bargain, like he always does to suckers that deal with him.

“Ready.” Vice Adm. Hannink nodded at the execution detail.

After a moment’s pause, he gave the “execute” order, the soldiers pressed their buttons, and the grate beneath Clinton’s feet swung open. Her legs and feet, still shackled at the ankles, twitched a moment or two, then stopped.

Another detail absolutely proving that the writer of this piece knows exactly what happened, or else has seen a few cowboy movies. 

The rope was cut, and Clinton’s lifeless body lie sprawled in a damp patch of grass. The physician present checked her vitals and declared her dead.

Because for right wingers, it is not enough to kill their opponents, they also have to humiliate them in order to get any real satisfaction from the event. 

A confidential source involved in Trump’s mission to obliterate the Deep State said the overall mood was somber and melancholy...

Somber and melancholy as Trump got his violent revenge on someone who dared to run against him.


...there was no celebration, no jubilation, just an atmosphere of contentedness, an acknowledgement that what had to be done, was done. The nature of her crimes overshadowed celebratory thought. But a four-decade reign of terror had come to an end.

A four-decade reign of terror.  Characterized by what, exactly?  Apparently just by being a Democrat, which is enough to terrorize Trump and Giuliani with the remote prospect that they will be held responsible for their endless crime spree. 

“As much as Trump hated her, this was purely business.

Meaning he went bankrupt two or three times during the execution?


He cares about the children who suffered at her hands more than he cares about what she did to him. Yes, her demise sends a signal to the Deep State. But Trump knows there are many more to go, and he won’t celebrate till the job is done,” our source said."

Purely Business, right.  That's why he shouted out taunts before they killed her.

This sadistic Walter Mitty fantasy is not some kind of humor; it is a deep view into the sickness that lies at the heart of Conservatism- the sickness that produced Hitler, and the sickness that, thank heaven, was stopped just short of creating another Hitler here in the United States.  Conservatives live for bullying and sadism, and will sacrifice anything to have their lust for violence sated.  That is what is really going on in our country, and we cannot afford to forget it. 

Note: This post was edited to add extra sarcasm, as I thought appropriate.


Anonymous said…
Sooo ... Description and focus on imagery and detail intended to excite and fulfill a desire to experience a particular outcome involving a particular person. It's pornography. Murder, revenge, fantasy porn.
Green Eagle said…
Yes, very sadistic pornography, going well beyond the glorification of rape or torture. That is the drug of choice for Republicans today.
dervy scram said…
you are sick and sad
Mostly.A.Cynic said…
Ya mean Fox,Newsmax, Oan and Pornhub were not allowed in as witnesses? What the hell is this country becoming?
Green Eagle said…

I am sick and sad? I must say, I don't quite get what you mean, but I would like to hear more.
Anonymous said…
This reads like a bad fiction book.... LOL
Drago said…
...and Charlie Ward swept down from the heavens in a chariot of gold & silver whisking the wicked dead witch away!!!
Once a Redhead said…
Anonymous said…
She Gone!
Anonymous said…
What was done had to be done and it will come to light in a few months. Trump is still the President and you guy's don't even know it.
Truthandjustice said…
As i understand, pornhub and red tube were allowed
Truthandjustice said…
Who is the fktard making paragraph dipshit libtard comments after each paragraph of info? 😂😂 dumbazz
Truthandjustice said…
Rigged my azz. The simple fact it wasn’t rigged. Because the republicans did not need to cheat, and the fktard dems didn’t because they were 100% positive they had the election in the bag. Truth is that they didn’t and the American people voted for who they wanted and got it. Flash forward to the 2020 election, the dems couldn’t risk losing again therefore they cheated. Simple s as that
Alexandra said…
Supposing this is true...if you were aware of the crimes Hillary committed (IG report mentioned Clinton Foundation and CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN), you'd be celebrating too.
So, why do all these "execuited" people keep showing up elsewhere afterwards? Clones? Doubles? And why are the executions not televised since the crimes are against "humanity"? Why aren't the victims able to face their criminalist whilst she is punished "in our name"? This smells of a CIA hoax to make people think someone is watching out for us, which is PRECISELY what slaves do and think. They do NOT run their own lives but psychoemotionally let some one or thing run it "for" them. When not one of the Deep State was tried during Trump's four years -- with Hillary being a distant cousin, Pompeo being a member of the Pilgrim's Group, ad finitum, ad nauseam, I have now come to the conclusion that Trump and the "right" media are just part of the ruling illusion posing as its opposite. Prove that that is incorrect with proof, not spectaclular evidence-free claims. By the way, putting "Absolute" and "Truth" together is a contradiction and a gimmick to "appear" as either.
Oh, by the way, if clones are taking the places of Hillary, Biden, et. al., then who is doing the cloning? It certainly is not who executed them because they're all still doing assholish things to humanity. So, why clone an asshole as just another asshole? Unless it's a way of weaponizing assholism for a new power on the throne? Supposedly clones get the the previous "mind" if it is deposited into the clone during a deep phase of REM/dream. If that's so, is it copied or moved? If the former, how many copies will do the same thing? None. Where are the others? Why not announce the execution? Why don't we get one, just one, REAL victory? Why? Because the elites only dole out lies, illusions, phonies, partialities, and misdirections. The rule over us continues. Recall "meet the new boss, same as the old boss". Prove me wrong.
Anonymous said…
If some of you started to question anything the politician do (not say) from the moral point of view, that would be easier for us and harder for them.
Clones. The silicon masks are so well known and used that this really should not be in question. Look closer to Biden neck from time to time. Just look, not talk. The clones are not necessary, even if exists.

You are being fed with illusion for the last 50 years. By whom? Why? Start to question and verify anything they are doing. The deep left is like an ice cream. Cool, sweet and suddenly you are overweight and eating drugs. Watch the results, not the taste, for your sake.

If anybody, anybody is questioning the "status quo", lowering drug prices, showing corruption, speaking truth it is shocking and denied by MSM. For use and with a reason. What is the reason? Why?

JUST START QUESTIONING instead barbecue.
Anonymous said…
Certainly resembles pure BS!
You are correct cause around 2006 or 07 not sure Hilary was already dead they had a funeral for her then she was back years later now dead again... Lol sick shit
Anonymous said…
I've heard so many different things over the last eight months. I will just keep an open mind.
Anonymous said…
she sure as hell deserves it,but its all bull shit just like her
Anonymous said…
There is no way we could be this lucky! I doubt Bill's prayers will be answered..
Anonymous said…
This is 1000% bullshit!!! This is 1000% a lie! I am a personal friend to one of the Clinton's secret service detail and she is 100000% alive and still kicking!!! He facetimed me and showed Hillary alive and well and it was NOT any type of B.S. body double!! This is only giving people false hope and that is a CRIME!!
Unknown said…
Whoever wrote this is very obviously for the dark and wicked of our world! Sick, sick individual!
Unknown said…
I thought the same thing! Whoever wrote this is a very dark ignorant individual!
Nysa said…
Ok, you clearly are out of touch with reality. You really read this fan fiction and thought it might be true? No wonder Trump was able to dupe you to believe the election was stolen. Get some help and maybe take a critical thinking class.
Unknown said…
I think you have it backwards!
Anonymous said…
Clearly many fail to understand or research what the Evil did to those innocent children and babies, for years. If you did you would not feel a inch of compassion for the evil witch!Unless you hate children too.

DING DONG the EVIL WITCH is DEAD! This is not about Trump. Get out your feelings! Its about Justice for the children the evil destroyed over the decades. Be glad the Evil has been put to death. Everything WILL come to the light soon enough the world will know every gruesome detail. The double is a Look alike. You are seeing actors also, wearing masks, playing these evil characters. This is an attempt to wake up the sleeping public. But from what I see, many are still asleep. However enough people have finally woke up so the truth can finally be revealed to the public. Believe it or not, its only like 20% of the American population still sleep. Not aware of whats really going on behind the fake Mainstream media.
Channyn said…
This guy is a douchebag
The Clintons along with all the deep left state are fucking evil
Death to all of them
And FUCK YOU lying piece of liberal crap who narrated with his own asinine liberal-deep/state politics 🙄
Psycho’s all of them
Anonymous said…
I was sick and sad election day 2016.the idea Killary would be president scared and sickened me. I did know know much about Trump but I was relieved when he won. Theory became a better place as soon as Clinton left it.

Anonymous said…
Where the proof. This is all satire fake
You’ve been duped and secret service don’t do what you say and H. Treated them abhorrently. Do some digging, see what you come up with.
They are all dead or at GITMO awaiting tribunal. Research “Famous people who’ve been arrested”.
Research on DuckDuckGo.com. Arrested and executed
Hanna koriem said…
I pray to God almighty that this evil person has perished in the name of those children she tortured!! God is great
batflower said…
You have truly bumped your head.

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