tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post2725584696573494815..comments2024-03-29T06:25:35.899-07:00Comments on Green Eagle: Green Eagle's Traditional Holiday GreetingsGreen Eaglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-9149181009156197042018-12-26T10:13:58.315-08:002018-12-26T10:13:58.315-08:00No, that is not what I am telling you. I never wa...No, that is not what I am telling you. I never want to see that tape. I would like to know that it exists and that it contains what Christopher Steele said it did, but as for seeing it? I'd rather be forced to sit through a screening of Battlefield Earth.Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-89870687093775980512018-12-25T22:14:09.531-08:002018-12-25T22:14:09.531-08:00Green Eagle,
Are you telling us you have no inter...Green Eagle,<br /><br />Are you telling us you have no interest in watching the Russian urine tape, if it exists?Rancidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-2055511238227042032018-12-25T17:23:19.989-08:002018-12-25T17:23:19.989-08:00Blue, you are a disgusting piece of trash.
Blue, you are a disgusting piece of trash.<br />Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-34999321299139161092018-12-25T16:39:07.756-08:002018-12-25T16:39:07.756-08:00Of course it would shrink when he looks at Maryam....Of course it would shrink when he looks at Maryam.<br /><br />He'd prefer to look at naked pictures of Donald Trump.Bluenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-81846086251399149272018-12-24T21:22:56.966-08:002018-12-24T21:22:56.966-08:00Merry Christmas Cthulhu. Keep whispering in the da...Merry Christmas Cthulhu. Keep whispering in the darkness.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423673258718941141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-4867279006236837182018-12-24T20:11:28.826-08:002018-12-24T20:11:28.826-08:00"When I take a look at you, baby, it shrinks ..."When I take a look at you, baby, it shrinks to one inch. Normally it is about the size of a fourteen pounder from a Napoleonic frigate."<br /><br />See how easy it is to come up with sexually degrading remarks instead of humorous replies? Anyway, do you have a problem with Cthulhu taking a day off to drink eggnog and open his presents?Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-20206268678401246322018-12-24T18:32:10.705-08:002018-12-24T18:32:10.705-08:00You don't have a massive staff. I bet it'...You don't have a massive staff. I bet it's not even one inch long.Maryamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1903235483068862940.post-33627291401490514162018-12-24T13:33:32.025-08:002018-12-24T13:33:32.025-08:00BALDRICK: …and I’ve nearly finished the Christmas ...<b>BALDRICK</b>: …and I’ve nearly finished the Christmas cards.<br /><br /><b>EBENEZER BLACKADDER</b>: Oh, splendid! Let me see… [opens up a card he has picked up from the desk] “A Very Messy Christmas.” I’m sorry, Mr Baldrick — shouldn’t that be ‘merry’?<br /><br /><b>BALDRICK</b>: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy — messy cake; soggy pudding; great big wet kisses under the mistletoe…<br /><br /><b>EBENEZER BLACKADDER</b>: Yes… I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you’re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas — or, indeed, any other time — is to make a pass at a water closet. However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.<br /><br /><b>BALDRICK</b>: Oh…<br /><br /><b>EBENEZER BLACKADDER</b>: …and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A… …and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all. <br /><br />As Baldrick would say,<br /><br /><a href="http://dailykitticarriker.blogspot.com/2017/12/messy-kweznuz.html" rel="nofollow">MESSY KWEZNUZ!"</a>Sam240noreply@blogger.com